China Plays Wardrobe Police to Britney

[Jenny AU-92 0]

They want to approve her costumes - her wardrobe guy says they are the same for every show. So what happens to her if she doesn't abide by their wishes? Gulag Central? There's a happy thought... China gets to keep Britney, thereby saving a generation of little American girls from premature naval piercing and belly shirts.

The Reds have the right idea...

SHANGHAI, China (AP) - China to Britney: Come perform but leave the revealing outfits at home.

Britney Spears' first China tour has been approved by the Culture Ministry, but they want to know what she's wearing before she hits the stage, the official China News Service reported Tuesday.

Spears, who is currently on a world tour to promote her latest album "In The Zone," will perform five concerts in Shanghai and Beijing sometime next year, CNS said.

However, the star's sexy image has caused concern. Culture officials have asked the concert's Chinese organizers to guarantee she doesn't show too much skin on stage, CNS said.

"Relevant departments will carry out strict reviews of Britney Spears' performance clothing," the report said.

It wasn't clear what standards inspectors will use or how they would be enforced. A spokesman for Spears could not be immediately reached.

But he said Spears' outfits and stage show are the same on each stop of the tour and it would be "impossible to make up clothes specially for the China performances."

With more than 54 million records sold worldwide, Spears would be one of the biggest international pop stars to play here since the communist state's establishment in 1949.

[tiger88 934]

I guess they are afraid that all the young ladies in china might start dressing like little ho's too.

[Tigermike 3,031]

I guess they are afraid that all the young ladies in china might start dressing like little ho's too.

Maybe schedule a Vietnam concert in Ho Chi Minh city.

[tiger88 934]

She would never go to a city w/ ho in the name. Too much competition.

[TrueTiger 0]

I don't care how britney dresses. I think shes hot. I don't look at her for her music lol.

WAR EAGLE

[Tigermike 3,031]

I don't care how britney dresses. I think shes hot. I don't look at her for her music lol.

WAR EAGLE

That is an honest statement if I have ever heard one.

[tiger88 934]

I don't care how britney dresses. I think shes hot. I don't look at her for her music lol.

WAR EAGLE

She's definitely hot.