Bumper Stickers

[Tigermike 3,040]

Some people just don't know how to drive...

I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalks!

If you can read this...I can

slam on my brakes and sue you.

Hang up and drive!!

[Jenny AU-92 0]

I saw this yesterday -

"You are driving a CAR, not a PHONE BOOTH!!"

[channonc 466]

Some of my favorites are:

Stop Animal Experiments. Use Lawyers.

If it has tires or testicles, its gonna give you problems.

[Guest AuNuma1]

If you can read this...I can

slam on my brakes and sue you.

Now that's a good one...and so true too.

I drive 280 everyday here in B'ham and some people get so annoyed easily if you're behind them in traffic. I mean, you're in traffic and because you're close to them they feel the need the pump their brakes like wanting you to hit them...ridiculous. Take it easy people, if I hit you, it's my fault. Don't pump your stupid brakes and make it your own fault.

[Tiger in Spain 0]

Grow your own dope, plant a liberal

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

[Guest AuNuma1]

Grow your own dope, plant a liberal

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

Wow! I'm going to have to go edit my signature now.

[BamaGrad03 0]

Vegetarian - "Old indian word for poor hunter"

[CCTAU 3,335]

Here is a great liberal one. The lie just gets perpetuated on by these idiots.

NOBODY DIED WHEN CLINTON LIED!

I thought all along they said Clinton didn't really lie...... Hmmmm. I guess now that it suits their purpose, its OK that he lied!!!

[Proud Tiger 4,261]

My favorite:

Boycott France

[big dude 0]

My favorite seen on the back of my Dodge.....

BEAT BAMA!!!!

WARDAMNEAGLE!!!!!

[tiger88 934]

Vegetarian - "Old indian word for poor hunter"

vagiterian- New English word for lesbian.

[BamaGrad03 0]

No No No...its Kerry's word for MARRIED lesbian

[SLAG-91 1,483]

"The proctologist called...he found your head."

[AUloggerhead 2,241]

Saw these in logging country in WA state:

Spotted Owl tastes like chicken.

and my all time favorite:

Earth FIRST! We'll log the other planets later.

[Tigermike 3,040]

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

WANTED: Meaningful

overnight relationship.