surely, you can't be serious...

[damabama 15]

yes, i am.....and don't call me shirley....

once again, no reason except i think it's funny

[Rockthecasbah6 0]

I'm picking out a thermos for you,

not an ordinary thermos for you,

but the very best thermos money can buy,

with vynl and stripes and a cup built right in

[AU4Ever 0]

What's your vector, victor?

[TitanTiger 20,499]

"We've got to get these people to a hospital."

"A hospital? What is it?"

"It's a building with lot of rooms and sick people, but that's not important right now."

[tigereyes 19]

What can you make out of this?

Well, I can make a hat, a brouch, a sail boat.

[SupperClub 0]

"Looks like i picked the wrong day to quit taking methamphetamines"

[TitanTiger 20,499]

What can you make out of this?

Well, I can make a hat, a brouch, a sail boat.

...and a pteryldactyl!

[tigereyes 19]

Tell me what happened, and start from the beginning.

First the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came and they turned to oil. And that made the Arabs rich and they bought Mercedes.

[eibua12 81]

Every AU Fan just before the game starts

Hanging Lady : Nervous?

Ted Striker : Yes.

Hanging Lady : First time?

Ted Striker : No, I've been nervous lots of times.

[CCTAU 3,327]

Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor. Doctor annnnnd, Doctor.

[tiger88 934]

Boy, the sheet is really going to hit the fan now! (large brown blob hits a fan)

Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?

Stewardess, I'll handle this, I speak jive.

Boy did I pick the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Some of those may be a little off, but they're close.

[bammanmr 0]

I have a drinking problem!

[AUesquire 1]

....did I leave the iron on???

[Guest AuNuma1]

This thread is on crack.

[big dude 0]

"The white zone is for the loading and unloading of passengers only"...

[CCTAU 3,327]

I know that you know that.. I know that you know that.. I know that you know that.. I know that you know that.. I know that you know that.. I know that you know that.. I know that you know that.. I know that you know that.. I know that you switched the cups.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....Gulp.....<death>

What movie?

[DKW 86 7,426]

You have to blow up the autopilot....

[Wishbone 0]

Princess's Bride?

[TitanTiger 20,499]

Airplane...at least most of it.

[WarEagleFL 0]

CCTAU's is The Princess Bride

[BustemBigBlue 176]

Prosecuter: Doctor, can you give the court your impression of Mr Striker?

Dr: Im sorry. I dont do impressions. My training is in psychiatry.

McCroskey: Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?

Jacobs: Well, I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with.

Boy: Can I ask you a question?

Striker: What is it?

Boy: It's an interrogative form of sentence, used to test knowledge. But that's not important right now.

[Rockthecasbah6 0]

Making a big thing of it would have been a good idea