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REASONS WHY YOU WOULD HAVE DIED IN MIAMI (link)


WDTrey

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I know you had your little heart set on Miami. It is a sinister place, however. Dwell not on the idea that you feel cheated by the world, but instead give thanks that you will avoid one of the most perilous locales in North America. Consider that crime and sad happenings occur on a routine basis in South Florida. So although you may feel robbed of a national title, you will escape these holidays with your life and dignity intact. What follows is, in my estimation, an accurate list of valid reasons to avoid The Peoples’ Republic of South Florida.

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REASONS WHY YOU WOULD HAVE DIED IN MIAMI

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Huh?  I hope he's kidding...that sounds like the biggest cop-out I've ever heard.  :huh:

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It's just a sarcastic article that I thought the people with a sense of humor might enjoy. Take it for what it's worth.

:au: War Eagle! :au:

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