Chuckles Of The Day

[Piglet 0]

"Bush is keeping track of Hurricane Rita as it hits his home state of Texas.  That's Bush's worst nightmare: an electric chair with no power."

--Jay Leno

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"Hurricane Rita is supposed to make landfall in Texas, which is good for Barbara Bush because she can insult survivors closer to home."

--Bill Maher

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"Yesterday President Bush made his fifth visit to the area that received the most damage from Hurricane Katrina.  In other words, the White House."

--Conan O'Brien

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"The president believes the government should be limited not in size, Jon, but in effectiveness.  In terms of effectiveness, this is the most limited government we've ever had."

--Daily Show correspondent Rob Corddry

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"Now here's some sad information coming out of Washington.  According to reports, President Bush may be drinking again.  And I thought, `Well, why not? He's got everybody else drinking.'"

--David Letterman

[WarTim 3,456]

Thank You Lord for allowing us to have an Honest LEADER in the White House.

Amen

[AURaptor 1,125]

I can laugh at all of those, except for Bill Maher's crack about Barbara Bush. That's completely uncalled for, and Maher should apologize. Of course, Maher's also the one who compared Laura Bush to Hitler's dog, and Bush to Hitler. Maher's nothing but an hate filled, unfunny little prick.