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A New Bammer Wedding- You can't make this up!


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They just showed footage of a wedding at Legion Field today for 2 absolute redneck bammers...sorry for the redundancy. I thought I was going to fall off the sofa laughing. He had on a "Got 12" t-shirt and she had on some sort of bammer shirt and I think sweat pants! He had a full-out bubba mullet and beer gut - true to form. She was ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road. They wanted to get married there because that was the last place he saw "the legendary coach Bear Bryant."

As soon as I can find a link I will post on the open forum. If someone in here finds it first go ahead and post. I just had to share with all of you now.

You really can't make this up! :lol:

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Dang, I wish I could have seen that. I searched their website and they don't have it posted.

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http://www.myfoxal.com/myfox/pages/News/De...mp;pageId=3.2.1

There is the link. May have to reload the video a time or two.

Mullet, warmups for wedding attire, missing teeth, double chin, I am sure a Camaro/Monte Carlo in the parking lot to take them back to the doublewide. Hell, bet he drops upwards of five dollars on a bottle of wine as they pass by the nearest liquor store.

Jeff Foxworthy could do a whole show just on these two.

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Tahd Prahd!

He'd be the guy you'd expect to crack open a beer during a church service.

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I have just seen where some folks are saying this made CNN-International!!!!!

I guess everyone in Alabama will now be stereotyped into these two.

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I have just seen where some folks are saying this made CNN-International!!!!!

I guess everyone in Alabama will now be stereotyped into these two.

:roflol::roflol::roflol:

Oh my God, I'm in tears with laughter, and I'm at work now.

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love the UAB Blazer logo in the background.

uat the laughing stock of college football

the got 12 refers to the number of kids they already have.

All SEC schools should use this video as a recruiting tool.

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love the UAB Blazer logo in the background.

uat the laughing stock of college football

the got 12 refers to the number of kids they already have.

All SEC schools should use this video as a recruiting tool.

I hope someone is ripping this to be posted on Youtube so it can live on beyond the life it will have on this news channel's site.

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love the UAB Blazer logo in the background.

uat the laughing stock of college football

the got 12 refers to the number of kids they already have.

All SEC schools should use this video as a recruiting tool.

I hope someone is ripping this to be posted on Youtube so it can live on beyond the life it will have on this news channel's site.

I was going to do that but I cannot get it to come up through the original website. Anyone get it before it got shut down? Keeps telling me the page is unavailable.

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love the UAB Blazer logo in the background.

uat the laughing stock of college football

the got 12 refers to the number of kids they already have.

All SEC schools should use this video as a recruiting tool.

I hope someone is ripping this to be posted on Youtube so it can live on beyond the life it will have on this news channel's site.

I was going to do that but I cannot get it to come up through the original website. Anyone get it before it got shut down? Keeps telling me the page is unavailable.

The link still works fine for me.

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Oh MY GOD! I can't believe this - WAIT - yes I can! I'm embarrased for the state and for the south because this is EXACTLY what everyone thinks we look and act like "down here". I am not, however, embarrased for the alabama fans! They are all probably so proud! I couldn't get the sound - but the visual was enough. Why is the stadium even allowed for weddings and such? Next you know, they'll be having funeral visitations and such! Tell me that JHS does NOT allow such things! I always KNEW UAT fans were the consumate rednecks, but to actually have footage!

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dang...i was going to try to capture it for someone to put on youtube but i don't see a video there. Only the article.....where is the video?? Have they pulled it??

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It's under that elephant in the related items box

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its still there...click on the little TV under the word 'video'

She was ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.

be that as it may, i still think he's the one marrying up.

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VERY typical uaters. You can't make this stuff up. Uaters NEVER fail to come through with a HUGE "belly" (pardon the pun) LAUGH ! ! !

p.s. Fitting that it was held in the State's ARMPIT too!

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She was ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
be that as it may, i still think he's the one marrying up.

well now I'm confused, which one is the "male" in this experiment

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Mullets-check

Teeth Missing-check

Sweatsuits-check

The only thing that appears to missing is one of them smoking a long cigarette during the wedding ceremony.

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