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Lou Holtz makes me sick

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Watching tonight' game....Miami vs. Texas A& M and during the halftime he does his stupid 'Pep Talk' segment aimed at Penn State. Uggghhhh!!!!!! :puke: Can you imagine Joe Pa watching and thinking "What a stupid little pr**k!" lol

The other day he was doing commentary on the mechanics of Tiger Woods swing. <_<

....Miami's offense looks pretty decent tonight......War Patrick Nix! (Apparently, Patrick's wife is expecting their fourth child anytime now. Congrats Pat.)

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I liked the "they do their crossword puzzles in pen" comment, that was pretty funny. The fans in the stadium "are unarmed" was a little weird. Overall, I was waiting for it to end though.

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I actually like those segments. If you pay attention to anything from Holtz, pat attention to that segment...he knows what he is doing. Other than that...absolute homer!!!

i will never understand why people pay to have that man speak to audiences. He is nothing but a snake oil salesman preaching character and all that is good while cheating and destroying programs behind their backs.

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I actually like those segments. If you pay attention to anything from Holtz, pat attention to that segment...he knows what he is doing. Other than that...absolute homer!!!

I know what he's doing too........ball washing ND every chance he gets.

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I actually like those segments. If you pay attention to anything from Holtz, pat attention to that segment...he knows what he is doing. Other than that...absolute homer!!!

I know what he's doing too........ball washing ND every chance he gets.

It's not just the Domers. It's the Cocks and Hogs, too.

InDNo

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You guys take what he says too seriously. Theres one of these topics every time he speaks. Even the ESPN guys just laugh at what he says. Hes good for a lot of laughs. And I agree War Eagle his little "speaches" have some pretty good lines.

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I was SHOCKED AUburn didn't make their `NOT HOT' list @ halftime.

We're not on anybodys list for anything right now.. :au:

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Anybody see the gameday sign a couple of weeks ago that read:

"Lou Holtz for PRETHIDENT"

Talk about someone greatly diminishing their legacy. This once great coach is now the laughing stock of the CFB world.

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Anybody see the gameday sign a couple of weeks ago that read:

"Lou Holtz for PRETHIDENT"

Thats the funniest thing I have heard in a long while!! :roflol:

not nearly as funny as last year's "Lou Holtz it a Penith"

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Anybody see the gameday sign a couple of weeks ago that read:

"Lou Holtz for PRETHIDENT"

Thats the funniest thing I have heard in a long while!! :roflol:

not nearly as funny as last year's "Lou Holtz it a Penith"

I have to give props to the "PRETHIDENT" guy just for the fact that he had to attach his sign to a 10-15 foot long pole so it could be seen behind the Game Day set.....pure dedication to getting the message out!!

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I still can't believe ESPN signed Holtz on for another year in the studio. He adds absolutely nothing to their broadcasts. He is ignorant, a blind domer homer, and he has a speech impediment that only invites insults.

Furthermore, his ignorance only encourages Mark May.

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I still can't believe ESPN signed Holtz on for another year in the studio. He adds absolutely nothing to their broadcasts. He is ignorant, a blind domer homer, and he has a speech impediment that only invites insults.

Furthermore, his ignorance only encourages Mark May.

Wow, you hit that out of the ball park...I think I hear BG's car alarm going off.

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I still can't believe ESPN signed Holtz on for another year in the studio. He adds absolutely nothing to their broadcasts. He is ignorant, a blind domer homer, and he has a speech impediment that only invites insults.

Furthermore, his ignorance only encourages Mark May.

Wow, you hit that out of the ball park...I think I hear BG's car alarm going off.

Well that's the second homerun I've hit in my life. The first since I was thirteen and playing little league baseball! Go me! :big:

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I still can't believe ESPN signed Holtz on for another year in the studio. He adds absolutely nothing to their broadcasts. He is ignorant, a blind domer homer, and he has a speech impediment that only invites insults.

Furthermore, his ignorance only encourages Mark May.

Wow, you hit that out of the ball park...I think I hear BG's car alarm going off.

Well that's the second homerun I've hit in my life. The first since I was thirteen and playing little league baseball! Go me! :big:

Be careful, you are living in the past and there might be some bammer that will pop up and make this thread totally pointless.

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