flying tiger 0 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Sorry if this has been posted here before, I don't read the woodshed much. We've all wondered how the school colors were chosen. Here's the scoop... Some Tennessee, Georgia, Auburn and Alabama fans decided that black-and-white school colors were a bit too dull. So they called upon God to give them colors that would truly represent them. First, the Tennessee fans stepped before God and asked for their schools colors. God said, "When I see Tennessee, I see a great big orange sun coming up over puffy white clouds. Tennessee will be orange and white". Next, the Geor gia fans stood before God and asked for their school colors. God said, "I see a field of fertile black soil...from which will grow a beautiful field of red roses. Georgia will be black and red." The Auburn fans were next. God said as he patted his favorite sons on the head, "When I think of my beautiful Auburn, I see a glorious sky of blue with the bright shining orange sun shining down on my favorite town. You, my loved ones, your colors are orange and blue." God then turned to the Alabama fans and said quite hastily, "Your colors are crimson and white." Later, after the fans had left, St. Peter came to God and said, "Lord, as you handed out each fan's colors, you explained their origin-all but the Alabama fans. I'm curious. Why crimson and white? What do you see when you think of Alabama?" "I see the same thing as you see," God said, "white trash and rednecks". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZ770 2 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I have heard another variation of this joke , with the Georgia colors standing for something else that is politically incorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistler 0 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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