mississippi_tiger 0 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 "I heard she got a boob reduction." What? "thats like slapping God in the face for given you a gorgous gift" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 My Name is MCLOVINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,548 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 This plan's been F****d since Jump Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerra aguila 0 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,548 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I'm sorry that I blocked your "Rooster"... -Officer Slater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyles2010 0 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? hahaha! forgot about that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerra aguila 0 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Great movie... I have seen it many times. i liked this part of the movie "I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsm1060 0 Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 What the hell Evan you brought a condom and a bottle of spermicial lube you think becca is gonna be down with that "ohh Evan I never would have been able to handle your four inch c*ck without that lube" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnEngineer 0 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 "Dude you just cock-blocked Mcclovin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holland's Fro 0 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 "She looked me in the eyes and said, 'Seth, mom's making a pubey salad, and she needs some of Seth's own dressing.' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUtiger225 0 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Since I'm 15 this also a dream of mine Good Shopper Cashier: How old are you? Seth: ...22. Good Shopper Cashier: [looks skeptical for a second, then smiles] You certainly are! That'll be 80 dollars. Seth: Oh! Okay! [pulls money out of his sleeve] Seth: Pssha! Thank you kindly! Will that do? Good Shopper Cashier: [examines the bill: a crisp 80 dollar bill] It most certainly will! Thank you, Seth! Seth: Hey, thank YOU! [double high-fives cashier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdgen 2 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 it's you mcmuffin don't have your cop friends to help you now ahh blue people always take a call at a bar because if nothing else you get a free beer out of it not a quote but when the guy spit on the cop and he hit him with the nightstick that's good police work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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