Despite what you may have heard

[TexasTiger 13,296]

there is no truth to the rumour that I am responsible for Britney Spears' pregnancy.

Just wanted that out in the open.

[SLAG-91 1,498]

Wonder if she'll name the kid Asparagus...

[jared52 4,354]

Wonder if she'll name the kid Asparagus...

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[WarTim 3,457]

It is official. The kid will be "WarTim JR."

[bammanmr 0]

WOW. I didn't know that just thinking about it would get her knocked up.....

[AuNuma1 1]

Have you guys not seen her tabloid pictures lately? I mean, you can't buy anything at the grocery store or Walmart without seeing her mug on some magazine....she's freakin fat now. I know BS is heartbroken.

[BamaGrad03 0]

My problem with her is the fact that she doesnt even try anymore...I guess when you husband is a total toolbag...you dont have anything pushing you to better yourself.

[AUesquire 1]

A total toolbag??

I gotta' remember that one.

He may be a total toolbag but guess what? He's seen Brittney naked....more than once...in person...with the lights on.

Oh baby, baby.

[deepseas 0]

A total toolbag??

I gotta' remember that one.

He may be a total toolbag but guess what?  He's seen Brittney naked....more than once...in person...with the lights on.

Oh baby, baby.

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Maybe I just don't see the attraction, I find her to be a bit foul.

[SouthLink02 8]

I sure as hell wouldn't want to claim that baby.

Britney Spears as a mother?

That idiot as a father?

Poor kid

[woods1110 0]

I sure as hell wouldn't want to claim that baby.

Britney Spears as a mother?

That idiot as a father?

Poor kid

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Yeah, it's gonna be white trash with money...

I CAN'T stand Britney Spears..she is as fake as they come...she lip sings all her songs...

[UNAlionpawsMom 0]

there is no truth to the rumour that I am responsible for Britney Spears' pregnancy.

Just wanted that out in the open.

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Jay Leno must visit our site here. He made the same comment! Must have got it from you!

[TexasTiger 13,296]

there is no truth to the rumour that I am responsible for Britney Spears' pregnancy.

Just wanted that out in the open.

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Jay Leno must visit our site here. He made the same comment! Must have got it from you!

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I'd rather be writing for Letterman.

[AURaptor 1,129]

My problem with her is the fact that she doesnt even try anymore...I guess when you husband is a total toolbag...you dont have anything pushing you to better yourself.

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You nailed that one. Britney, among the most sought after women on the entire friggin' planet, finally hooks up and marries one of the biggest dirt bags of the male species. Sure, that says much about who she is, but what's it say for all those guys out there?

You work your ass off, try to be a better man, treat others and women in general with much due respect, and clowns like Mr Spears leaves his ex g/f ( who was carrying his 2nd child when he hooked up w/ Britney ) and NOW rumor has it that after Britney is knocked up , he's used her money to party in Vegas - complete w/ hotties from an escort service! Women ask why men are pigs? Because we CAN be, and still get away w/it, that's why!

[Jenny AU-92 0]

My problem with her is the fact that she doesnt even try anymore...I guess when you husband is a total toolbag...you dont have anything pushing you to better yourself.

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You nailed that one. Britney, among the most sought after women on the entire friggin' planet, finally hooks up and marries one of the biggest dirt bags of the male species. Sure, that says much about who she is, but what's it say for all those guys out there?

You work your ass off, try to be a better man, treat others and women in general with much due respect, and clowns like Mr Spears leaves his ex g/f ( who was carrying his 2nd child when he hooked up w/ Britney ) and NOW rumor has it that after Britney is knocked up , he's used her money to party in Vegas - complete w/ hotties from an escort service! Women ask why men are pigs? Because we CAN be, and still get away w/it, that's why!

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Any other time, I would probably bash him for being a pig, but in this case... Brittney is TOTALLY getting what she deserves. How could you NOT know what you were getting into when you are marrying a guy who has a girlfriend who is PREGNANT with his SECOND CHILD when you started dating him, and then expect him to be faithful??????? Please.