happy halloween

[aubiefifty 17,195]

in honor of free candy day lets play a game. who is the scariest poster or mod on the FAM? let be funny and not use this to take shots please. like i bet my knew friend jap makes a ton of money each year scaring the kids.............lol. waves. what you boys got?

[wareagleguy 1,393]

And, may I add, Happy Reformation Day! 😁

[gr82be 14,519]

This guy may fool some of you but I'm not falling for it. 

[aubiefifty 17,195]

2 minutes ago, wareagleguy said:

And, may I add, Happy Reformation Day! 😁

not much comedy there war but thanx for replying.

[aubiefifty 17,195]

1 minute ago, gr82be said:

This guy may fool some of you but I'm not falling for it. 

bird is mostly fine as long as he does not try to kiss me. i heard he eats bugs and worms just sayin....................lol

[Sully to Beasley 643]

Yes today is the birthday of the devil himself, little nicky satan, I mean saban.

[I_M4_AU 8,107]

5 hours ago, aubiefifty said:

free candy day

Coincidentally, it is also the day the earth’s gravitational pull increases slightly. This phenomenon last until 3 weeks after Valentine’s Day.  I have 30 years of data on the subject as I have taken physicals every 6 months for the last 34 years and every time my weight has been heavier in January than in July.

Prove me wrong.

[aubiefifty 17,195]

so if ya go to gus's house do you get  candy or a package? and if the kid looked at him and asked why a package would gus tell the lad or lassie cus  he seldom uses them? or because they are mostly worthless? i say this in fun cuttin up for those wanting to jon in with some comedy on trick or treat day..............

[AUsince72 11,084]

10 minutes ago, aubiefifty said:

so if ya go to gus's house do you get  candy or a package? and if the kid looked at him and asked why a package would gus tell the lad or lassie cus  he seldom uses them? or because they are mostly worthless? i say this in fun cuttin up for those wanting to jon in with some comedy on trick or treat day..............

Funny Fiddy.

Or Gus tells the kids he has a package for them then slams the door in their face. LOL!

[aubiefifty 17,195]

2 hours ago, AUsince72 said:

Funny Fiddy.

Or Gus tells the kids he has a package for them then slams the door in their face. LOL!

72 you have no excuse for not being funny. your goodies are better than mine. ans yes i am jealous. lol

[auburn4ever 1,266]

I know what Gus is going trick or treating as. A head coach who knows what he's doing.

[aubiefifty 17,195]

2 hours ago, AUsince72 said:

Funny Fiddy.

Or Gus tells the kids he has a package for them then slams the door in their face. LOL!

on second visit that was pretty fuuny.......

[jAUSon 2,836]

Finally turned off the porch light. Too many puberty kids holding up a dollar general bag with no costumes (bammers). Those were given licorice jelly beans. Happy Haloween.

 

[WarEagle1983 2,185]

This hilarious and very accurate! 😂🤣

 

 

[aubiefifty 17,195]

19 hours ago, jAUSon said:

Finally turned off the porch light. Too many puberty kids holding up a dollar general bag with no costumes (bammers). Those were given licorice jelly beans. Happy Haloween.

 

we were so poor folks thought that our normal wear was our costume. grins

[AUsince72 11,084]

22 hours ago, fredst said:

23 hours ago, jAUSon said:

Finally turned off the porch light. Too many puberty kids holding up a dollar general bag with no costumes (bammers). Those were given licorice jelly beans. Happy Haloween.

 

I passed out condoms to this crowd

Down here, the late night trick-or-treaters are the ones in nurses & Elvira costumes.  You pass out the little airline liquor bottles.

The EARLY trick-or-treaters come to your door with their canes & walkers and you pass out metamucil & ensure.

You probably think I'm joking.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Yes, I am.  Happy November 1st!!!!