Tigermike 3,115 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 A: Expensive shoes????? Q: Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 a: Just another example of "the man" trying to confuse the public. q: How much wood would a woodcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCTAU 3,362 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Only enough to upchuck. If Mr. tur-tel is in the well and Mr. Buz-zard is in the yard, where did they send Mr. Rab-bit?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 a: To go get the sh**. q: What is the most inappropriate thing you have ever said to anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 A: "roll tide" (Said it once to my uat big brother. I have lived with regret ever since.) Q: Why is youth wasted on the young? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinook 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 so old people can ponder are we all bammer haters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,509 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 A. No way, You arent supposed to hate those you pity... Q. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTiger 3,947 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 A: No idea Q: If sour cream is left out, does it go good?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,115 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 A: yes Q: Why is abbreviated such a long word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 a: Same reason there isn't another word for Thesarus. q: Ginger or Maryann? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTiger 3,947 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 a: maryann q. why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draven 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 A: People always do the opposite of what they are told Q: Why is it a T.V. set you only get one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,115 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 A: If you hit the sales right, you can get a set. Q: Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 a: Because the lemons in detergent are for the cleaning properties of citric acid and not the flavor. q: Jessica Rabbit or Bugs Bunny when he dressed up like a female rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,509 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 A. Jessica Rabbit ...(MaryAnn, btw) Q.If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,115 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 A: What does your wife say about that question? Q: Are grapes the seeds of grapefruit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 a: No, they are the seeds of wrath. q: Which conundrum would you dread more - caught between the Scylla and Charibdes or the Pit and the Pendulum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,509 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 A. I dont know but dont you be cursin in one them thar furrin langwedges on this here board. Q. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinook 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 they like to piss people off is oj a murderer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,115 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 A: How can a breakfast drink be a murderer? Q: If you could drive faster than the speed of light would your headlights work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,509 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 A. I did that once, but I dont recall whether they worked or not, It was all a blur.... Q. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard or any body hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupperClub 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 A. Jane uses tree sap to wax him. Tarzan = Metrosexual Q. If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,115 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 A: Open seating, wherever they wish. But usually on the outside waiting for the United States to save their butts from whoever the bad guys are at any particular time in history. Not overlooking committed allies. Q: Who would win in a fight between Superman & The Incredible Hulk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 A: I am gonna' go with Superman. (Unless that Green tint of the Hulk is caused by Kryptonite) Q: Where do we go from here? Which is the way that's clear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinook 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 go left. avoid dark places. is a school of fish in session? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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