The Question/Answer Thread

[abrnfanatc 6]

A: Throw the stones at the half empty glass

Q: Vince Young or Vince Neil?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Vince Young. Neil is nothing without Tommy Lee.

q: The Stones are coming to Atlanta? Fred and Barney?

[saniflush 0]

A: You are thinking about the purple dinosouar

Q: Are Keith Richards or Mick Jagger purple?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: More of a gray. Like a corpse.

q: Is Cowboy Mouth still together?

[AUJarhead 70]

A - YES. Playing in St Louis March 24th. I've got my tickets. New album due out this year. www.cowboymouth.com for more info.

Q - What happened to Harry's in Auburn???

[chinook 0]

i graduated and took my beer money to oregon.

pepsi or coke?

[WarTiger 3,922]

COKE I'm partial to the VANILLA variety..

q: why do stores open 24 hours have locks on the doors?

[chinook 0]

to close on christmas.

do you change your oil according to the manufacture's specifications?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Only when the manufacturer's recommendations is about 5,000 miles.

b: How many miles does your car have on it?

[chinook 0]

58,000

do you know what a whale tail is?

[Draven 0]

A: Yes, a really big lie or nautical charm.

Q: Why when your reading something does everyone suddenly want to talk to you?

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: For the same reason the waitress comes to your table and asks a question when your mouth is full.

Q: Have you ever been to a drive-through bar?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: Oh yes! Back in the day, I thought there should have been more of them.

Q: Beer or liquor?

[DKW 86 7,441]

A. Beer

Q. Plan ahead or Procrastinate?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: I don't feel like answering this question right now. Check back later.

q: Cotton or silk?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: I always plan to plan ahead, but, I think I had rather wait to plan until later.

Q: Why did Ole' Yeller have to get rabies? Couldn't the writers have let him live? What about "Hooch" getting shot and killed too? Why do these hollywood types HATE dogs?

[abrnfanatc 6]

a: The ones who do the killing of these animals are all Republicans. It's all part of their master plan.

q: Polyester or Rayon?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Rayon

q: Cotton or silk?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: Real men wear cotton.

Q: What ever happened to Randolph Scott?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: He lived 25 years after his last film, playing golf and avoiding film industry affairs. Died in 1987.

b: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: the pigs that lived in the first 2 houses

Q: Do you know the muffin man?

[Tigermike 3,054]

A: No, wasn't he in Brokeback Mountain?

Q: If Paris Hilton couldn't buy PR by the boat load, would anyone think she was good looking?

[AWK 0]

A. No, No, and No. Paris Hilton and buttload in the same sentence sounds odd. lol

Q. Why cant we be friends?

[chinook 0]

because your signature and picture take up too much space.

does bear sh** really stink?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: "bear" ANYTHING stinks!

Q: After a cop gives you a ticket, Why do they always say "Have a nice day"?