The Question/Answer Thread

[Tigermike 3,078]

A: Just to get under your skin and to let you know if you keep getting tickets, it will be a nice day for your insurance agent.

Q: Have you ever heard the cry of a hawk? Where were you?

[AWK 0]

A. In the Alabama Power Company parking deck everyday, they play fake attack bird noises to scare away the pegons. lol

Q. Is my signature really too big ?

[Tigermike 3,078]

A: No it's the very wide ones that mess things up.

Q: Have you ever heard the cry of a REAL hawk? Where were you?

[abrnfanatc 6]

a: No, I have never done anything to a Hawk that would make it cry.

q: What is extreme programming?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: A deliberate and disciplined approach to software development. Not to be confused with "Desperate Programming", which is what NBC engaged in when they developed "Joey".

q: Who is the smartest person you know?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: ME! I married my Lovelly Bride!

Q: Is there anything more annoying than a uater after a win?

[jared52 4,354]

A: Yeah, a uater after a "moral victory".

Q: Why don't people like the show "Joey"?

[AUesquire 1]

I never really had that much interest in baby kangaroos, much less watching a whole series about them.

Does Bama really have bragging rights the rest of the year after the bowl games? I've been told many times that they do.

[WarTim 3,457]

A: NO Chandler-Ross-Pheobe-Rachel-Monnica

Q: Why are ugly girls liberal?

[abrnfanatc 6]

a: They have to get attention somehow.

q: If a real Hawk cried in the Alabama Power parking deck would anyone know?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: I think that Dominique Wilkins cried in the Omni once.

b: Why, Georgia, why?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: Because Ga may have more $$$$, but, they do not have as many brain cells as OUR state.

Q: Did Richard Kimble ever catch the one armed Man?

[AUesquire 1]

Yes, and it's time to stop running now, Richard.

If Mike Brady was an architect, why did he design a house with one bathroom when he had 6 kids?

[AWK 0]

A. So they could learn the value of sharing Awwwwwwwwwwww

Q. Wheres the freakin beef?

[SLAG-91 1,488]

A. It's in my pants.

Q. Who put the "ram" in the rama-lama-ding-dong?

[abrnfanatc 6]

a: I would tell you but I like coming to this site...

q: Do McDonalds hamburgers really have any beef in the patty?

[chinook 0]

sure, only in the commercials though.

is the elmer's glue cow being cynical towards horses?

[AWK 0]

a. Only dead ones

Q. Whos the man with the plan? (cant be yourself)

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Tommy Tuberville

q: Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone or was Logan Young on the grassy knoll?

[Argo 8]

A: It's still a mystery, but I wouldn't put anything past Logan Young.

Q: If you were pulled over by a cop and realized as he approached your vehicle that he was being followed by a camera man for the show "Cops", would you feel the need to speed away to help tv ratings?

[Tigermike 3,078]

A: There is a show called "Cops"?

Q: Who is the new corporate sponsor for The Crimson Tide?

[Tiger in Spain 0]

A: Levi Garrett Chewing Tobacco. Their women love it!

Q: Whatever happened to Donut Boy?

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

a: Before my time, but I think Bottomfeeder killed him.

q: What is the best dog name ever besides Buck?

[saniflush 0]

A - B.I.N.G.O.

Q - If cows could laugh would milk come out their nose?

[WarTim 3,457]

A: Yes. Milk AND Chick-Filet "nuggets".

Q: Do they actually have "classes" at the smaller "school" in west al.?