Captain Liger 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: Don't have one. Get my veggies from the grocery store like a normal human being. Q: Did I touch a nerve with Jenny with my women bashing questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: Sounds that way. Q: When you lie, do your pants really catch on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A : Depends on if it is going to be a one night stand or not. Q: Why do fools fall in love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 a: Alcohol. q: O, Brother, where art thou? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: In constant sorrow all the time Q: If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why did they write a song about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,078 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: It was Orville Redenbacher's idea! Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A. the same reason that there are still bamma fans Q. Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk? (sorry guys been stuck in my head all morning ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,481 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A. I dont have a clue...(43 year old married man) Q. Why is all that junk in her trunk, and who put it there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vatz22au 142 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A. I dont have a clue...(43 year old married man)Q. Why is all that junk in her trunk, and who put it there? 210260[/snapback] A. LOL..... All that junk is "in her trunk" because she works it out real good I believe her creator put it there Q. Which city is better....Huntsville or B-ham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A. I dont have a clue...(43 year old married man)Q. Why is all that junk in her trunk, and who put it there? 210260[/snapback] you kill me David haha A. Auburn Q. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 a: Three q: Who let the dogs out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 a: Threeq: Who let the dogs out? 210273[/snapback] a: That dang kid down the street...One of these days I'm gonna call the cops on him. q: What is junk, and why is it in her trunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: "junk" is fat cells gone bonkers! (I love that word) Q: How can women "shop" for hours, buy NOTHING, and claim to have had a really good time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinook 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 because she got to go the bathroom with the gal she took. did she really go to the mall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A. No, she went to the day spa Q. Is it really possible for someone to "get you love drunk off their humps"? lol (. hump : Hump is the lump on your a*s. Fergie sings about her hump in the song My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. Also can be your b**bs. ex: Fergie has nice humps) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,481 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A. I am so confused.... Q. Why doesnt someone just take the poor girl's car to the carwash and clean all that junk out of her trunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: Some of those trunks can be very big. Q: Why can't Hollywood make a female version of "Brokeback Mountain"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A. Jenna Jameson wasnt available Q. How much "work" have I done today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 a: Is negative work production possible? q: Why did it "have to be you"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 a: Tell me "Who are You" q: Why don't French restaurants have toast and fries on their menus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big dude 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: Cuz we all know the french are alot less cool than us. Q: If there are 25 million battered women in this world, why am I still eating mine plain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jared52 4,354 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: You're on a low carb diet. Q: How may times are people going to keep quoting the previous poster when the original post said not to?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,078 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: More than you care to imagine. Q: If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTiger 3,928 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: partially.... Q: Is the glass half full or half empty?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: neither. you need a smaller glass Q: Should I spend the money to see The Stones in ATL or should I just buy the box set? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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