Tiger in Spain 0 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Rumor has it that Andre Smith's name is already being inscribed on the Outland Trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KunzelTiger 0 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Rumor has it that the outland Trophy is being renamed the Andre Smith Trophy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 My Favorite: The Auburn players were on Meth during the Iron Bowl, which is what caused UAT to lose. I almost pulled a blackeyepea and wet myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKCAUB 0 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I heard a rumor that the new coach from Vandy is the luv child of Sheila, Fineslime and Phyllis!!! DON'T ASK!!! But I got it straight from the barber shop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auburn Seer 0 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Rumor has it that Tuberville is using evil psychic powers to make players sign with Auburn that don't want to. He's also destroying downtown Tokyo. Word has it that the only one that can stop him is Andre Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,456 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Chuck Noris could stop him, but...since Chuck is one of the good guys..He will assist Coach Tubs in his evil schemes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-zoner 0 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Rumor has it, Stanley McGlover once had a five minute conversation with a man that spoke Chinese. After the conversation McGlover could speak 3 new languages and none of them were Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Rumor has it that Andre $mith purchased his houndstooth hat from Oddjob in an attempt to stop CTT from hatching his evil plan to take over the state of Alabama. It was also rumored that Mr. Kidd and Mr. Wint were employed by the University for the same reason. That rumor was later proven false, the pair were in fact Coach Shiela and Dave Rader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeduke 8 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I just heard this one, five minutes ago, Brodie tried to get off the turf at Jordan Hare. Right after he stood up, McClover ran out of the tunnel and put him down again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTmike 0 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Rumor has it that the bio-engineering department at the University of Tennessee is working on cloning the Clausen gene so that there will always be a Clausen quarterbacking at UT. Please say it ain't so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Clausens I can handle. Mannings, I want no more of. Where ya' been Mike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,456 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I heard uat was gonna' play Duke. That is just too impossible to believe. :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,428 Posted February 6, 2006 Author Share Posted February 6, 2006 Rumor has it that the power of Urban Meyer is in his always pointing finger. hired and him and all he has done since is point at something. has tried to run away from the Urban Meyer Fickle Finger of Fate but has now given in and admitted the inevitable. Editorial writers across the south were expounduing on this when it was learned that all he wanted was for someone to PULL his finger. Seems CUM is really just full of....Shane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan4Auburn 1,626 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Rumor has it that Muschamp has officially kicked our entire secondary off the team, upon his arrival Sunday in Auburn he placed a cardboard cut out of himself at the facilities that read "Must be this high to play cornerback". Try-out will be available this spring to anyone over 6'5 in the hopes of running a 4-5-2 next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeagleDMS 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Rumor has it that Muschamp has officially kicked our entire secondary off the team, upon his arrival Sunday in Auburn he placed a cardboard cut out of himself at the facilities that read "Must be this high to play cornerback". Try-out will be available this spring to anyone over 6'5 in the hopes of running a 4-5-2 next season. 218386[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyclawedtiger 206 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Rumor has it that Muschamp has officially kicked our entire secondary off the team, upon his arrival Sunday in Auburn he placed a cardboard cut out of himself at the facilities that read "Must be this high to play cornerback". Try-out will be available this spring to anyone over 6'5 in the hopes of running a 4-5-2 next season. 218386[/snapback] I don't post that much but that is funny and everyone knows why. But on a serious note down here in Gulf Breeze ,Florida rumor has it the Brodie goes to the jets and guarantees they win the Super Bowl. Just not while he's there. WDE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,456 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Rumor has it that the power of Urban Meyer is in his always pointing finger. hired and him and all he has done since is point at something. has tried to run away from the Urban Meyer Fickle Finger of Fate but has now given in and admitted the inevitable. Editorial writers across the south were expounduing on this when it was learned that all he wanted was for someone to PULL his finger. Seems CUM is really just full of....Shane! 218366[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,037 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Rumor has it that the bio-engineering department at the University of Tennessee is working on cloning the Clausen gene so that there will always be a Clausen quarterbacking at UT.Please say it ain't so. 218354[/snapback] Haven't you guys been cloning the Colquitt's for years? I heard your bio-engineering department was working on crossing Smokey with an alligator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotaGeta311 0 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I heard that Paul Bear Bryant's ghost actually gave Andre Smith that hat he wore for signing day. Also rumor has it that JOX has already offered Brodie Croyle to replace matt colter for the morning show!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle 22 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Alabama has officially requested that the NCAA do a recount of the AU/UA score. They petitioned the NCAA to throw out the scoring in the first quarter because "they weren't ready" and recount the score. Should the NCAA fail to act upon their petition as requested, a bellicose lawyer with a big mouth will promptly file suit against the NCAA and put it out of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,428 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 So Bama has asked for a "Do-Over." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthLink02 8 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I am hearing Cutcliffe has a super-duper secret to introduce a 4th Manning Child this pre-season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombigbeetiger 223 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 paul finebaum is leaving his wife to shack up with richard simmons and both will star in a new weight loss video" fruits are a food group" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I overheard this on the plane back from Charlotte: Shula has contacted Dale, Jr. to come in and run the offense this year. He figures that the publicity will deflect attention away from the fact that the offense still sucks. Plus Junior will be hanging up his heat shields after Bristol when it becomes apparent that he will not make the Chase again this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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