CCTAU 3,355 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Quick. Push it back out to sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,481 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. Post of the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aumd03 2 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 What happens when you cross dog fighting and sumo wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Author Share Posted February 10, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeduke 8 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Hey Frank, wasn't a moving target 50 bonus points? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnDeere 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 "If anybody is interested, you can pick this cute little kitty out for adoption at the downtown animal shelter. Cats make great companion pets." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCTAU 3,355 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 "I shoulda left this damn cat in the house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autiger518 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 In order to save the cat's life from the burning building Owner, Willie Fisterbottom placed the cat into the freezer but forgot to unplug it.... Fire Rescue Recovered the cat 12 hrs later. HOLY S**T!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,078 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 "What a unique presentation, square mountain oysters." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU! 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 yeah... hold on, some honky beeyotch is about to get a beatdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnDeere 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Ha..your gut is hanging out of your pants too!! Button up those slacks Mr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,078 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 "Wait till you get this picture, the stupid cheerleader ain't wearing underwear!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted February 15, 2007 Author Share Posted February 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 "I could have had a V-8!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU! 0 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Praying to the Gods of Ramen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeduke 8 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Think of my happy place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU! 0 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 One of these days Alice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,078 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Dog on left: "Yada, yada, yada, yada, bla, bla, bla, bla, yada, yada, yada, bla, bla, bla, bla." Dog on right: "It's started." A man came home from work and as soon as he walked in the door and saw his wife he said "Before it starts, go get me a beer and bring it to the TV room!" His wife dutifully went and got him a beer and brought it to the TV room." She then sat on the sofa to watch the news. Her husband quickly drank the beer and said, "Before it starts go get me another beer!" The woman gave him a "look" but didn't say anything and got up and brought another beer. When he finished his beer the husband told his wife to get another beer and some chips, then get dinner ready." The wife was getting a little mad by then, but got the beer and chips and started getting dinner on the table. After dinner the man went back to the TV room and after cleaning up the kitchen the wife started into the TV room and the husband yelled for her to bring another beer. She came to the TV room with the beer and said in an angry voice, "I am not your slave! I am your wife and all you do is order me around, get me a beer, get me a beer, get me a beer, get me a beer, yada, yada, yada, bla, bla, bla, bla, yada, yada, yada, bla, bla, bla, bla." Husband: "It's started." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cehuff21 0 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 For those of you that enjoyed the "What would you say if you were an advice columnist" thread, you will probably get a kick out of this one. Each day, I will post a randomly selected picture and you get to add the caption. A simple 1 line quip will do. Here's today's picture "If my calculations are correct, "The Bahr" should burried riggggght..... abouuuut..... HERE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cehuff21 0 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 It's just not right letting them humiliate the game of football like that. Phil, you take out JPW... I'll take Darby. Anybody seen that Shula fella? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cehuff21 0 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Every time the bell rings, somebody gets uglier. DING DING DING DING DING DING Carrot Top's Twin Sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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