Bama to introduce their version of "Buckeyes"

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With Coach Shula dealing with personal wranglings over what to do with thug players such as Juwan Simpson.....oh...wait....I guess he already made his decision.

Anywho, the bama AD has decided to introduce stickers for the team's football helmets. You've all seen examples such as Ohio State's buckeye stickers. For the '07 "bama is really back this season for real" season, stickers will make an appearance for the first time. Below are prototypes being considered.

Every time a bama player does the honorable thing and punishes himself for an infraction, regardless of the severity, he will be awarded a delicious looking ice cream cone sticker. Yummy. Expect these stickers to be in high demand and short in supply.

Every time a bama player is busted for drugs expect to see this sticker, the universal symbol of "I am a dope smoking pot head with the intelligence of a bama linebacker." However, don't expect to see many cause AD drug tests, if they exist, will not expose pot heads. Exposure will be limited to busts by local law enforcement (see last sticker).

For bama players busted on illegal possession of firearms expect to see this sticker. Bama players were consulted during the design of this one and based on responses it was decided to use a Tec 9 versus a standard 9mm pistol because supposedly a Tec 9 is the universal symbol of true thug gangster badassness. Thankfully for those bama fans worried about their safety during games because of stray bullets, metal detectors are currently being installed at BDS where bama players walk onto the field from the locker room. SEC officials now have the secondary duty of confiscating illegal arms (and I'm not talking about JPW's puny excuse for a throwing arm).

Nothing says "Bling, Bling" like a shiny pair of chrome plated handcuffs and they will be the accessory of choice this fall season for bama players who are in the know. Like a kill sticker adorning the fuselage of a classic P-51 Mustang these little beauties will be highly treasured marks of excellence among only the truly thuggish of bama football players. Miranda rights not included.

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Now that is good stuff there!

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Funny, funny, funny, good job Liger!