Breaking news! Terrorist plot uncovered at JFK airport in NYC

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WMI Theorist arrested...

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NEW YORK- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy

International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession

of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he

believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not

identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of

math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by

means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute

value. They use secret code names like 'x'

and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they

belong to a common

denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As

the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every

triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted

us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."_________________

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And he would never let it snow so we could wear sandals in order to add faster.