Take Two

[ECEstudentUA 9]

I'll just post quite possibly the greatest speech in movie history:

Ladies and gentlemen, l'll be brief.

The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests.

We did.

But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals.

If you do shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?

And if the whole fraternity system is guilty then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?

I put it to you, Greg.

Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

Well, you can do what you want to us, but we won't sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

Gentlemen!

So, are you saying that we (Bama) are going on double secert probation?

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Dang, you caught me with pencils in my nose.

[WAR-MATT 2]

The entire scene where Dean Wormer is going over their GPA's is one of the greatest and funniest scenes of all time.

"MR. BLUTARSKY - 0.0 !!!!!!!!"

[auburnu008 4]

owned

[TigerMD 0]

Maybe they'll let them stick their hands in some cement later this year. I believe that is the type of punishment Bama coaches tend to hand down in these situations.

[jumbo 0]

Maybe they'll let them stick their hands in some cement later this year. I believe that is the type of punishment Bama coaches tend to hand down in these situations.

Dr. thats what Bammer calls Tradishon