President Hillary

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> The Old Man and the Marine

> One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from

> across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

> He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in

> and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir,

> Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here." The old

> man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man

> approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like

> to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again

> told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the

> President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again

> walked away . . . The third day, the same man approached the White

> House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in

> and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine, understandably

> agitated at this point, looked at the man and Said, "Sir, this is the

> third day in a row you have been here asking to Speak to Mrs. Clinton.

> I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President

> and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The old man answered,

> "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"

> The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

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> The Old Man and the Marine

> One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from

> across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

> He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in

> and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir,

> Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here." The old

> man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man

> approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like

> to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again

> told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the

> President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again

> walked away . . . The third day, the same man approached the White

> House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in

> and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine, understandably

> agitated at this point, looked at the man and Said, "Sir, this is the

> third day in a row you have been here asking to Speak to Mrs. Clinton.

> I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President

> and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The old man answered,

> "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"

> The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."