25 hints that you probably will NOT vote dimocrat.

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25 Hints You're Not Voting for Obama [Peter Kirsanow]

Today's Rasmussen daily tracking poll has 80% of Democrats supporting Obama and 87% of Republicans supporting McCain. There are still a healthy number of undecideds. This conflicts with the stream of media reports that Obamacons, evangelicals, black conservatives and independents are flocking to Obama.

If you're an independent, moderate or conservative on the fence about whether to vote for McCain or Obama, here's a helpful guide:

It's unlikely you'll vote for Obama if you....

1. aren't a news anchor.

2. read the New York Times for pretty much the same reason the NSA monitors radio transmissions.

3. automatically conclude that the person laughing in the car next to you must be listening to Rush. Or maybe Obama off teleprompter.

4. dislocated your shoulder trying to explain Obama's position on Iraq to co-workers.

5. find autobiographies generally more interesting when the author has, you know, done something.

6. remember the Carter Administration.

7. would give a month's pay to play Jack Bauer's partner on 24.

8. increasingly agree with Mark Steyn that "almost everything [Obama] says is, well, nuts."

9. think it's relevant — despite what the sophisticates say — that several of Obama's mentors and associates have displayed a dislike for America or a disdain for Americans.

10. think it's relevant that several of McCain's mentors and associates are American heroes of historic magnitude.

11. think about 9/11 more than once a year.

12. have concluded that Larry the Cable Guy makes way more sense than Howard Dean.

13. feel a little safer during turbulence when your pilot is a calm "white haired dude."

14. thought about Hillary's 3:00 a.m. phone call ad when you first heard about Russian tanks in Georgia.

15. wonder why Obama felt it necessary to give a speech on patriotism.

16. get sorta creeped out by 200,000 Germans chanting "Obama! Obama!"

17. think the jury may still be out on Harvard Law School.

18. suspect "merci beaucoup" is French for "empty suit."

19. doubt that teleprompters are really magical dispensers of good ideas.

20. know in your gut that defiantly withstanding 4 1/2 years of torture trumps all of Obama's qualifications and accomplishments combined — regardless of what the elite pundits say.

21. repeatedly find yourself asking "Change to what?"

22. have ever used the term "pompous twit' in the same sentence with "Marx," "Marcuse," or "Sartre." 23. don't like being told what to do — especially by someone who hasn't done it.

24. really like ticking off the media, Hollywood, academics, and PC busybodies everywhere.

25. weren't born yesterday.

Score (# of descriptions that apply to you):

0— Go ahead, write in Dennis Kucinich

1—3 Obama may be your choice after all

4—5 You think Hillary got a raw deal and won't vote Obama

6—24 McCain's your man

25 It's OK to write in Reagan

FUNNY

[DKW 86 7,726]

25 Hints You're Not Voting for Obama [Peter Kirsanow]

It's unlikely you'll vote for Obama if you....

5. find autobiographies generally more interesting when the author has, you know, done something.

6. remember the Carter Administration.. :yes:

8. increasingly agree with Mark Steyn that "almost everything [Obama] says is, well, nuts."

14. thought about Hillary's 3:00 a.m. phone call ad when you first heard about Russian tanks in Georgia.

16. get sorta creeped out by 200,000 Germans chanting "Obama! Obama!"

17. think the jury may still be out on Harvard Law School.

FUNNY

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You are unlikely to vote for McSame if....

1. you believe in the Constitution

2. you believe deficits are not good

3. you want your politicians to take a stance and stick to it

4. you believe in your fighting men and women

5. your President should be impeched for lying to the American people about the reasons for going to war

6. Vice Presidents should be tried for treason when outing a CIA agent

7. your preacher does not believe Hurrican Katrina was "God's wrath to punish New Orleans for those evil sinning homosexuals

8. you believe it is pretty disgraceful for some one to divorce his wife because she is not "pretty" anymore

[lukeduke 8]

You are unlikely to vote for McSame if....

1. you believe in the Constitution

2. you believe deficits are not good

3. you want your politicians to take a stance and stick to it

4. you believe in your fighting men and women

5. your President should be impeched for lying to the American people about the reasons for going to war

6. Vice Presidents should be tried for treason when outing a CIA agent

7. your preacher does not believe Hurrican Katrina was "God's wrath to punish New Orleans for those evil sinning homosexuals

8. you believe it is pretty disgraceful for some one to divorce his wife because she is not "pretty" anymore

Like it or not, the your president applies to Dims and Republicans alike. He is the President of the United States, you are a citizen of the United States. If McCain wins, he will be the President of the United States, which means he will be your president and my president...and yes, the same goes for Obama. The only difference is that Obama will not be my savior.

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You are unlikely to vote for McSame if....

3. you want your politicians to take a stance and stick to it

The others were laughable, but I was just wondering who you were going to pencil in this election. I thought you were jonesing for obama.

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You are unlikely to vote for McSame if....

1. you believe in the Constitution

2. you believe deficits are not good

3. you want your politicians to take a stance and stick to it

4. you believe in your fighting men and women

5. your President should be impeched for lying to the American people about the reasons for going to war

6. Vice Presidents should be tried for treason when outing a CIA agent

7. your preacher does not believe Hurrican Katrina was "God's wrath to punish New Orleans for those evil sinning homosexuals

8. you believe it is pretty disgraceful for some one to divorce his wife because she is not "pretty" anymore

WARNING. GAY HIJACK!