Help!

[AURules 0]

My wife just asked me if I wanted to go to the store w/ her and I told her "No" because I just logged back on to AE and I'm trying to get the latest scoop! I'm running out of excuses to feed my addiction here!

I keep telling my wife that it will all slow down after Wednesday but she ain't buying it!

Help a Auburn brother out and share those good excuses that you're using that's working - please!

Ha Ha - "Do what we do" :happydance: :happydance:

[bird36 5]

I would love to help you with excuses, but I hurt my back and I need to sit in my computer chair. 

[bigbird 60,701]

My wife has blown all of my excuses out of the water, so I'm no help...sorry

[RockyMtnTiger 0]

Tell her you are in the midst of a midlife crisis and she can take her choice.

1. An affair

2. out in the bars late

3. buy a new expensive sports car you spend all day driving

4. out gambling with the boys all night

5. spending 1-2 hrs a day on AE with an extra 1-2 hrs thrown in here and there.

[AURules 0]

I would love to help you with excuses, but I hurt my back and I need to sit in my computer chair.   

I like this one but it won't work because our computer chair hurts more than it helps if you know what I mean but I like the way you think!

[GTNupe11 2,041]

Tell her you are in the midst of a midlife crisis and she can take her choice.

1. An affair

2. out in the bars late

3. buy a new expensive sports car you spend all day driving

4. out gambling with the boys all night

5. spending 1-2 hrs a day on AE with an extra 1-2 hrs thrown in here and there.

XD...

[NavyNightmare 0]

I own a small business and do all my paperwork on the computer, so I just tell the ole lady I'm working. Seems like I've been working a lot more towards the end of Jan. lol

[The Duke 0]

I own a small business and do all my paperwork on the computer, so I just tell the ole lady I'm working. Seems like I've been working a lot more towards the end of Jan. lol

This is GREAT, me too.

Oh wait, AuburnEagle is my small business. NM

[AU66 0]

1-2 hours? wheres the dedication?

[ccompton2 0]

You need to go spend time with you wife before someone else does!!!

Then you will be old and alone sitting at your computer surfing AE!

[AURules 0]

1-2 hours? wheres the dedication?

I was just thinking the same thing - more like 6 -8 hours on my end.

[RockyMtnTiger 0]

You need to go spend time with you wife before someone else does!!!

Then you will be old and alone sitting at your computer surfing AE!

Dang Dr Phil is a Auburn fan too? Wholly flying Eagle!!!!! Ruined all the fun

1-2 hours? wheres the dedication?

I never said I just spent 1-2 hrs the man is in crisis was offering something for him to grab onto....

[AURules 0]

You need to go spend time with you wife before someone else does!!!

Then you will be old and alone sitting at your computer surfing AE!

Dang CC2 - you're killin me man! :'(

Was that advise or a confession?

[AU66 0]

my wife has taken to making sarcastic little comments about my time on here like "geez can`t you watch porn like most normal guys"

[taylojo 0]

Convince her that she is lucky to have you and you need "you time"...  Wait.... Maybe that's why I'm single.. 

[The Duke 0]

Convince her that she is lucky to have you and you need "you time"...  Wait.... Maybe that's why I'm single.. 

Funny how the single guys always have the "Best" advice.

[AU66 0]

Convince her that she is lucky to have you and you need "you time"...  Wait.... Maybe that's why I'm single.. 

Funny how the single guys always have the "Best" advice.

yeah just like i was a much better at parenting till i had kids

[autiger44 0]

well unless you're a 15 year old kid who goes to his room to do "homework" every night, i can't help you

[imatiger 0]

Doesn't she have her own addictions?? If not, you might suggest meth or crack. 

[Budapesttiger 2]

You have it easy. Your wife probably has some idea about what this is all about. My wife, and I love her, is Australian. She doesn't get any of it. I have to start from scratch to explain the whole thing. Then... I should explain reading for hours on end about what a bunch of knuckle heads like myself think an 18 year old kid is going to do next week.

"See honey they started this school back in 1856...My Grandfather moved to Auburn...Bo Jackson...Outback bowl...Recruiting".

Good luck with it

[WarEagle10 77]

next time don't tell her you are on A E. Just tell her you are watching porn or something like that.

[WarEagle10 77]

You need to go spend time with you wife before someone else does!!!

Then you will be old and alone sitting at your computer surfing AE!

Fess up, you are AURules wife aren't you?

[Buckeye Tiger 0]

Convince her that she is lucky to have you and you need "you time"...  Wait.... Maybe that's why I'm single.. 

Funny how the single guys always have the "Best" advice.

Well, they are smarter than us married guys.

[Stripe 5]

Give it 15 years or so, then she won't care if you go to the store with her anymore. Yea I know that doesn't help you in the meantime.

[aubtigerfan21 0]

You need to go spend time with you wife before someone else does!!!

Then you will be old and alone sitting at your computer surfing AE!

Hey man, I not really seeing the problem with that. Then I could go solo like this guy...