Real Men of Genius

[TitanTiger 20,479]

I got this from ITAT and was laughing my butt off. If you know the beer commercial series, this will click with you:

Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: an internet discussion forum.

Loggin' on now!

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

See I told you sooooooo!!

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

Total anonymity!

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

How come they haven't fired that dumbass coach yet?

Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Faaaaaaaaaan

[TigersTalons 10]

thats a good one !!!!! is that for LSWho

[DKW 86 7,419]

There is more truth to that than I can say.

[BamaJay 0]

I think everyone here knows at least one of these!!! Classic!

[tiger88 934]

There is a hilarious one on the radio about the sports heckler. I wish someone could print a copy of that one.

[SKCAUB 0]

Too funny...i love those commercials, Mr. Male Cheerleader!!!