Old vs New: A Complaint List

[Swamp Eagle 5,134]

 

Mine...

Old: Make a tackle, immediately return to the huddle with teammates (acts like it's been done before)

New: Make a tackle, behave like it was the goal-line, game-saving tackle with no time on the clock...every time.

[AUsince72 11,084]

Old: Huddle, clap & line up (with OL having hands on the deck) ready to run a play or audible.

New: Line up (pretending to be HUNH), meerkat and stare at the sidelines, OL in 2 point stance leaning on their heels falling asleep as all other personnel motion into a different but no less predictable formation.

[Rednilla 5,390]

Old: Bitching, complaining, and calling for the coach's head any time preseason expectations are not met.

New: Support coach of Auburn even when not happy with results of team (especially when he has a 32 million dollar buyout).

[oracle79 3,569]

Old:  Lighting someone up by burying your facemask into their chest.

New: Getting called for targeting and ejected from the game.

[I_M4_AU 7,801]

Old: having a coach that is fundamentally sound in his philosophy and teachings while being paid a reasonable salary.

New: having a coach that is riding the coat tails of the “going rate” for coaches that does not have a clue how to run a program. 

[gr82be 14,423]

Old: Reasonable ticket prices that allowed the family to go to games whenever they wanted to.

New: Ridiculous ticket prices that make a family choose between going to a game or being able to do anything else fun for the next 6 months.

[doug3020 842]

Old: recruiting OL that are mean and will knock your butt off the LOS

New: basically ignoring OL recruiting. 

[JFDTiger80 790]

26 minutes ago, doug3020 said:

Old: recruiting OL that are mean and will knock your butt off the LOS

New: basically ignoring OL recruiting. 

You can add to this:

Old: coaching OL recruits to an SEC level

New: OL signees block worse than they did in HS.

[beaumak 174]

Ooo this could be fun...mainly for the league

Old: Go out there and do what you are supposed to do i.e. play football and play hard like you are taught, and enjoy it because after all its supposed to be your favorite game. Keeping your personal sideshows to yourself while playing Sunday and going to your 2nd job on Monday.

New: Gripe when something doesn't go your way, using football as your medium to install your personal agendas, political views, and sexual orientations and thinking the fans should care. Complain how the world is so oppressing yet make millions of dollars for a job that is seasonal.

[Tiger 8,820]

Old: AU money people are muddying up AU football!!! 

New: Who the hell does Leath think he is? Bring back Lowder! 

[AUght2win 6,833]

Old: Recruiting. Having dignity and reverence for your university. Act like it is a privilege to be offered a scholarship to your school, not the other way around. No prospect is bigger than the institution.

New: 

[beaumak 174]

4 minutes ago, AUght2win said:

Old: Recruiting. Having dignity and reverence for your university. Act like it is a privilege to be offered a scholarship to your school, not the other way around. No prospect is bigger than the institution.

New: 

 

OMG WHY?!?!?!? 

[McLoofus 35,182]

Daaaaaaaaaaamn the get off my lawn is strong in this thread.