2 Cam stories in 1 weeks time... what's next?

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[AUSWEN 0]

Cam Newton juggles babies while tight roping between the Twin Towers in New York.

That's right, he goes back in time to show everyone who is boss.

[abrnfanatc 6]

Cam borrowed President Bush's weather machine for a week in 2005.

[Guest NC1406]

If he fathered triplets, I hope we can get them to commit when they are ready to play some championship football.

[autiger44 0]

News just in!!! Cam Newtion is reportedly the antichrist! 

[caleb1633 1,418]

Cam was in Antarctica where the polar bears are and they were eating penguins. He met an eskimo south american chick from chile and they were tickling and holding hands and kissy facing. It was so sick. He's cheating with her in Antarctica!!! Tell everybody or else he'll get away with it!!! (P.s. NO I didn't make this up!!! Its true the polar bear told me who heard it from the otter and goose who heard it from the love birds that were there!!!! Quick spread it!!!!)