Chuck Norris Facts a la Cam, Fairley, OMac, Ziemba, Pugh...

[Phil1345162948 0]

On another post, I noticed someone said, "Nick Fairley will drink their tears!"

Well, we've all seen the Chuck Norris" facts (e.g., Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.)

I'd like to see some Auburn themed ones...any creative folks out there?  AE might could even do some shirts or something.  I dunno, just a passing thought. 

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Search Cam Newton Stiff-arm. That should take care of a few pages of facts

[marshallcotiger 0]

Contrary to popular opinion there actually is enough of Nick Fairley to go around.

[marshallcotiger 0]

Nick Fairley doesn't read books. He just stares them down until they give him the information that he wants.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

http://www.auburneagle.com/WEAForum/index.php?topic=20771.0

Enjoy!

[aufanatic01 0]

Contrary to scientific fact and gravity, the moon does not circle the earch, it circles Nick Fairley.

[marshallcotiger 0]

The movie Alien vs Predator was originally titled Aliens vs Predators vs Nick Fairley but after pre release screening the title was changed and Fairley was removed from the cast. The reason.......nobody would pay $10 for a movie that was only 10 seconds long.

[marshallcotiger 0]

It has been proven scientifically that Cam Newton was not fathered by a mortal man. Although unsure of  exactly  how the most common held theory is that he somehow went back into time and fathered himself.

[ausoldiergrad 57]

When Cam Newton jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet.  The water gets Cam Newtony.

[preacher1345162942 0]

before the boogey goes to bed he checks his closet for nick fairley

[preacher1345162942 0]

tim tebow wears cam newton pajamas

[preacher1345162942 0]

cam newton can blow bubbles with beef jerky

[RockyMtnTiger 0]

Cam Newton swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills and it made him blink.

[preacher1345162942 0]

nick fairley doesnt wear a watch.  he tells time

[Carolinatiger1345162863 0]

Nick Fairley destroyed the Periodic Table because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise!

[ScoopScore 0]

Nick Fairley's tears don't cure anything because he doesn't cry

[preacher1345162942 0]

nick fairley is why waldo is hiding