Putting the College Football World on notice

[BornAU76 398]

On 7/26/2023 at 7:26 PM, Chaotic_zx said:

 I just want to be interested in Auburn football again. I don't like turning the game off before the half with Auburn leading knowing full well they will crap the bed in the second half. And it happens. 

I'm with you 100% on this.  Last few years have been dreadful and sucked the fun out of watching the games. 

I have a renewed sense of hope now and look forward to see the progress made on/off the field this year and moving forward.

[LPTiger 5,167]

On 7/26/2023 at 9:47 PM, WDE_OxPx_2010 said:

How do I go about getting "a guy"? Will you be mine?

WDE, I'm glad you asked.  I'm sure there are several ways.  This is one that works for sure.  Step 1 -- take a check out of your checkbook.   Step 2 -- on the line that says "Pay to the order of" write the words "On to Victory."  Step 3 beside the "$" sign write "50,000.00" or any number larger than that.  Step 4 -- drop down one line and write "Fifty Thousand and 00/100" or a written description that matches the step 3 number.   Step 5 -- sign your name on the line in the lower right corner.    Step 6 -- call your banker and make sure you have funds sufficient to cover the number in step 3.    WDE.

[bigbird 60,567]

10 hours ago, LPTiger said:

WDE, I'm glad you asked.  I'm sure there are several ways.  This is one that works for sure.  Step 1 -- take a check out of your checkbook.   Step 2 -- on the line that says "Pay to the order of" write the words "On to Victory."  Step 3 beside the "$" sign write "50,000.00" or any number larger than that.  Step 4 -- drop down one line and write "Fifty Thousand and 00/100" or a written description that matches the step 3 number.   Step 5 -- sign your name on the line in the lower right corner.    Step 6 -- call your banker and make sure you have funds sufficient to cover the number in step 3.    WDE.

That would've saved a lot of time and effort. 

 

FTR, the bank laughed and hung up.

[gr82be 14,433]

On 7/27/2023 at 8:57 AM, Hopsing said:

I will pray to my guy, but he usually doesn’t get to involved in these type matters!

I don't know, I think we might have the same guy and he's pretty big on recruiting. 

[creed 1,640]

9 hours ago, gr82be said:

I don't know, I think we might have the same guy and he's pretty big on recruiting. 

Yes he is! Here's the story if you've never heard it....(my version)

After Pual Bryant died he was met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. Saint Peter was very excited and said "Coach Bryant we're so happy to welcome you here to heaven and we have a very special surprise for you". At the moment Saint Peter and Coach Bryant were wisked away and landed in a green, lush, beautiful valley with streams and wildlife all around. There in the valley was a very well appointed 3 bedroom home. Saint Peter told Coach Bryant "Coach you are special, and God wanted to make sure you were comfortable in heaven, this house is a token of his admiration". 

You could tell the excitment and surprise in his eyes, but after looking at the house and surveying the area, he bacame confused and saddened, because on the mountain top overlooking the valley, was a palacial mansion flying Auburn flags. Saint Peter asked Coach Bryant, "Bear what's wrong". 

Coach Bryant said, "Saint Peter I appreciate my heavenly home, but you know I won a whole lot of championships and games. I'm considered the best and winningest in football. I beat ole Shug Jordan at that cow college many times but up here in heaven I get a 3 bedroom house and he gets a mansion". At that moment Saint Peter started to smile and Coach Bryant asks "What?".

Saint Peter said to Coach Bryant. "Coach, that's not Shug Jordan's home, that's God's"

  

Edited July 29, 2023 by creed

[LPTiger 5,167]

On 7/22/2023 at 11:16 AM, LPTiger said:

I'm hearing from a very reliable source that CHF and our Auburn Tigers are about to put the CFW on notice that we are here, not to win, but to win championships.   By Monday evening heads all across the CFW landscape are going to be exploding. 

I don't think we are done.   Nevertheless, can we all agree that the CFW is on notice that we coming?

[AUINSY 2,228]

Agreed. I hope these guys sign and stay! WDE!