TeamZero77 1,785 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 These jokes were before Saban came to Alabama but: Q) How are Bama fans and maggots alike? A) They both can live off a dead bear for decades. Q) How many Bama fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A) 15....One to screw it in and 14 to tell him how much better the Bear would've done it. Q) Who has the fastest 100 meter time ever? A) An Alabama player.......when he had a TV under each arm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillMunny 1,383 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 (edited) An Auburn grad asked an Alabama grad if his car blinker was working. The Alabama grad walked behind the car and replied "yes, no, yes, no...". Edited November 23, 2023 by WillMunny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trakem 85 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerOfDixieland 3,226 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Which one's Updyke? They all look the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabo4au 228 Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Auburn grad jumping up and down on a sewer manhole cover yelling 26, 26, 26... Bama guy comes up and says, "what are you doing you idiot, have you lost your mind?" Auburn grad says, "It's a lot of fun, I promise you, you give it a try." Bama guy jumps half heartedly up and down a few times yelling 26, says "it's nothing" AU grad says, "you're not jumping high enough, try again" Bama guy jumps higher, AU grad quickly pulls manhole cover off and the bama guys drops in the sewer. AU grad puts it back, gets back on it, and starts jumping up and down yelling "27, 27, 27" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPTiger 5,173 Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 What is the difference between a dead rattle snake in the road and a dead person decked out in Crimson and Hounds Tooth? Brake skid marks in front of the snake. What do you call a bus half full of Bammer's going off a cliff? A good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 16,898 Posted November 25, 2023 Author Share Posted November 25, 2023 Saban said for the game he was going to dress out about twenty players and he felt like the rest could dress themselves............ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUY2K 272 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 4th and goal from the 32. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUGoo 2,664 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Tuscaloosa? Had it been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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