aubiefifty 16,899 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Saban breaks his arm he was raking leaves and fellout of the tree.....................grins lets hear your bama jokes! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 What do a tornado and a divorce between Alabama fans have in common? Someone is losing a mobile home. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Riddle me this… If two Alabama fans get divorced, are they still cousins? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 https://nypost.com/2023/11/19/news/jets-legend-joe-namath-accused-of-allowing-child-sex-abuse-at-football-camp-from-hero-to-zero/ Unfortunately, not a joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin 3,305 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80Tiger 899 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Hear about the UA players out hunting and came to an unfortunate end. They were following some tracks and got hit by a train. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDUBB4AU 5,123 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Why can’t you have drivers ED and sex education on the same day in Tuscaloosa?? Theres only 1 goat 🐐. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 7 minutes ago, JDUBB4AU said: Why can’t you have drivers ED and sex education on the same day in Tuscaloosa?? Theres only 1 goat 🐐. That is bringing the heat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotsAU 1,343 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 This one hits different now that I’m married to a Bama grad… But this one was always one of my favorites. How do you get a Bama grad off your porch? Pay for the pizza. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Y’all need to bring the heat… What’s the difference between Miss Terry and a catfish? One stinks and has whiskers, the other one goes great with hush puppies. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_M4_AU 7,962 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Two guys are sitting on a park bench discussing the good things each state in known for; the one fella that is not from the south, but has traveled through several times and another that is a true southerner. The subject of Alabama comes up and the first guy just jumps in with “the only thing Alabama is good or are Bama football players and whores”. The southerner chimes in with “wait a minute, my wife is from Alabama”!!! Thinking quick the first guy asks “what position does she play and did she play for the Bear”? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDUBB4AU 5,123 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Dwayne Pride said: Y’all need to bring the heat… What’s the difference between Miss Terry and a catfish? One stinks and has whiskers, the other one goes great with hush puppies. This is fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augrad68 165 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 How long is 1 second? 109 yards! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU9377 5,030 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Dwayne Pride said: https://nypost.com/2023/11/19/news/jets-legend-joe-namath-accused-of-allowing-child-sex-abuse-at-football-camp-from-hero-to-zero/ Unfortunately, not a joke. 51 years ago? Can someone say "money grab" without actually saying the words? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augrad68 165 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 My boss is a big Bama fan and one day he had his Bama shirt on and I had my Auburn shirt on and he was giving me a lot of grief. I just replied "I am wearing my Auburn shirt because I WENT to Auburn....You are wearing your Bama shirt because you WENT to Wal-Mart!" 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 11 minutes ago, AU9377 said: 51 years ago? Can someone say "money grab" without actually saying the words? Can someone say ashamed to report anything at the time due to social mores? Don’t judge unless it happened to you, Pollyanna. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillMunny 1,383 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 An Alabama linebacker, safety, and running back are all together in a car. Who’s driving? -A police officer. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alabastertiger 616 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 (edited) Saban was having practice and an Auburn fan walked through the end of the tunnel and shouted that he would kick the crap out of any and all bama players that had the guts to come out and face him. He walked out of the stadium and Saban said "I don't have time for this crap! First sting go out and take care of that peon". After about 20 minutes noon of the first string came back. Sabain said "2nd string go out and find out what is going on." After 20 minutes no of them had came back either. So Saban sends out the rest of the football team. After 20 minutes none of them had come back, so Saban walks outside and he see beat up football players laying everywhere. He runs up to the first one he sees and says "What happened?". The player said "it was a trap coach, there were two of them". Edited November 22, 2023 by alabastertiger 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamp Eagle 5,144 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 (edited) Shug and Bear were hunting one cold, winter morning. After stalking in the woods for around an hour, Bear said, "Shug, there's just something about a brisk walk in the woods that makes me want to crap." "Well, go ahead, Bear, there's plenty of open space to take care of your business." Bear looked around and said, "But all the leaves are dead. I don't have any way to clean myself." Shug just grimaced and shook his head, "Bear, you have plenty of money. Just use a dollar." Bear's eyes lit up and he bolted to a private spot. After a few minutes, he came back with feces spread from one end of himself to the other. "MY GOSH. BEAR...WHAT HAPPENED?" Shug exclaimed. Bear replied, "Well, Shug...have you ever tried wiping your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel?!?" Edited November 22, 2023 by Swamp Eagle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayne Pride 379 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 2 hours ago, WillMunny said: An Alabama linebacker, safety, and running back are all together in a car. Who’s driving? -A police officer. That’s what I’m talkin’ bout. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAAubie 501 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 What's the difference between an Alabama fan and an a**hole? NOTHING 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 16,899 Posted November 22, 2023 Author Share Posted November 22, 2023 4 hours ago, AU9377 said: 51 years ago? Can someone say "money grab" without actually saying the words? it took my sister almost forty years to admit she had been raped repeatedly when she was grammar school. she was ashamed to come forward. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW? i hope it never happens to yours as it ruined her life until she got saved in her fifties. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronMan70 3,277 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 (edited) You know you're a bammer if; * You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. * You can´t get married to your sweetheart because there´s a law against it. Edited November 23, 2023 by IronMan70 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarNole 141 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 How is a Bama fan like a wet bicycle seat? They both chap your behind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_M4_AU 7,962 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 I have a lot in common with 95% of Bama fans; I too, have never stepped foot on the Univierstiy of Alabama campus. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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