jared52 4,354 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Winner gets braggin rights... Me first: "Is the grass soft there? I don't want Brodie to get a bruise on his butt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boddatiger99 5 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 "Tommy, I am pointing at the 'Pat Dye Field' logo and acting as if we are talking about that...but come here, closer,listen to me, I am going to whisper something to you through the side of my mouth...hopefully reports won't see this: Please go easy on us today! I know you're my daddy and I know you own me and I know we are completely overated...so please, please, Mr. Tommy sir, be gentle." That's how I read it. War Eagle! If "Bama is Back" then "Auburn Never Left" Ho! Ho! Ho! 4 in a row! Early Merry Christmas to everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 "Okay, so let me get this straight... that line right there is the "GOAL line"? And if the guy in the red uniform crosses that line while holding the ball, we get points? REALLY?? Man, I need to tell the boys about this..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerOne 1,153 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Hey Tommy, you see that dude in the big Al costume, lets go kick his ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StatTiger 3,188 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 "You mean, all of those guys in blue will get a sack today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerFreak 6 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 "You mean, all of those guys in blue will get a sack today?" 199778[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoAU 1,603 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Stat has to be the leader thus far.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McWeagle 4 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 "You're #12 over there... he looks pretty solid. My #12... well... not so much. What say we go backyard with this and have him play all-time QB? We can do two-hand touch, too. Just thinking out loud here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerinBham 1 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Do you see my daddy over there? Well he told me to tell you to quit picking on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,066 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 MS: "Did you know Bama has 12 National Championships and Bear was our coach?" "You know we have the #1 ranked defense in the nation, don't you, don't you?" "You know Bama is Back, don't you!" CTT: "I just don't have the heart to tell him what is coming!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUdaREALsecTigers 2 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Wow Tommy you guys knocked Brodie on his a#$ there, TJ made him his b!@*h over there, and Gunn really f@!#ked us up over there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autiger6 0 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 MS: Tommy I am not going to make excuses about us losing this game but we are playing with a bunch of red shirt juniors ya know? You know Brodie has all but wrapped up the heisman race this year. TT:Man my ears are cold. I wonder if I could get my name on the endzone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven_tiger 5 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 M.S.: It looks like I'll be moving soon. Would you be interested in buying into a Shula Steakhouse franchise? CT: I prefer catfish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,451 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 CTT: <thinking to himself> "...OMG, is anyone really this foul-mouthed?...." or CTT: <thinking to himself> "...OMG, he really is just clueless...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle 22 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Shula - "Those are our balls over there coach. Back in Tuskaloser, they told me we'd need lots of balls to beat Auburn. Count 'em then count yours - we're gonna win." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUloggerhead 2,255 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 And, after the game we're just going to slink on out of here this-a-way, if you don't mind. That way y'all can celebrate uninterrupted all you want. Next year in Tuscaloosa, y'all can have the field again -- if I'm still there. I might be applying for that opening at Texas A&M. If you have any contacts over there I sure would appreciate a recommendation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bammanmr 0 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 "You're name is going to look nice painted on our field like that, Tommy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven_tiger 5 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 "You're name is going to look nice painted on our field like that, Tommy." 200083[/snapback] Phonics Lesson: MS: P-A-T, PAT? D-Y-E, DYE? Mr. Tuberville, can you help me with the next word and the one after that??? CT: "F", as in Fran. "I" as in Inept. Sorry I'll explain what that means later Mikey. "E" as in Eagle. That was the pretty bird that just flew around in the stadium. "L" as in Loss. Sorry Mikey, I'm going to give you the 4 finger salute after the game. "D" as in Defense. You and Ringo will get an up close look at our defense. That spells PAT DYE FIELD. Do you still have my kid's "School House Rock" DVD? My kids want it back. MS: Um, sure I'm still working on that "Conjunction, Conjunction what's your function?" part... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCWarEagle 4 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 MS: Hey Tommy, pull my finger! TT: No thanks. Smells like somebody already did. Oh wait, that's just your offense. And that, fellow Tigers, makes 500 posts. War Damn Eagle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,451 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 "You're name is going to look nice painted on our field like that, Tommy." 200083[/snapback] :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auwallace 6 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 "So i'm actually supposed to prepare for football games and tell my players what to do depending on the situation?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
au78ua88 0 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Schula: Hey Tubs! Haven't I seen that #75 in a movie or something? Tubbs: Naw, Its just a guy that looks a lot like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGoodTiger 0 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 "I think Brodie just sh** himself!" Anybody? From the new Longest Yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUartlady 19 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Shula- "Is this the end of the field you want us to stay in the whole first quarter and most of the game? Tommy - "Yup!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalensGhost 0 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Look at the butt on that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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