If this isn't one of the funniest AP stories

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Associated Press

Nov. 18, 1999 | LAWRENCE, Kan. -- Dion Rayford, a 270-pound University of Kansas football player, got stuck in the drive-thru window of a Taco Bell when he allegedly tried to charge employees who left a chalupa out of his order.

Rayford, 24, allegedly became angry about 2 a.m. Wednesday when he didn't get a chalupa. He got stuck when he tried to climb through the 14-by-46-inch drive-thru window, said Lawrence police Sgt. George Wheeler.

But the window couldn't support Rayford and broke, Wheeler said. Rayford was stuck hanging halfway.

"When you take a big guy and put him through a small space, something's got to give," Wheeler said.

Rayford, a 6-foot-3 senior defensive end, was suspended for the Jayhawks' game -- the last of his college career -- Saturday against Iowa State.

He was released on his own recognizance after pleading innocent to charges of disorderly conduct, having an open container of alcohol and misdemeanor damage to property.

http://www.gamblingmagazine.com/articles/32/32-192.htm