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A true story The Wizzrd of Oz

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We're off to see the Wizard!


Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...

and off they whirled to the land of OZ.


?" What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"


Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: ??"I've come for some courage."


" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next? "



Richard Nixon stepped forward,


" Well, I think I need a heart." ?

"Done! says the Wizard.


Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"



Up stepped? George Bush and said,


? "The Dimocrats say that I need a brain."


"No problem! said the Wizard.

Consider it done."


Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,

But he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,


"Well, what do you want?"





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