E-mail joke about Surgeons and....

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Five American Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate

on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,

Because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything

Inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;

Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon

chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those Guys always

understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You are all wrong.

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no

balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are

interchangeable."