Geography of Women

[Jenny AU-92 0]

THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN...

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India – very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain – with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel – has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada – self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 18 and 70, a man is like Iran; ruled by a prick

[saniflush 0]

THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN...

Between 18 and 22, a woman has snakes in her head.

Between 23 and 30, a woman has snakes in her head.

Between 31 and 35, a woman has snakes in her head.

Between 36 and 40, a woman has snakes in her head.

Between 41 and 50, a woman has snakes in her head.

Between 51 and 60, a woman has snakes in her head.

Between 61 and 70, a woman has snakes in her head.

After 70, she becomes a woman that has expereinced has snakes in her head.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 18 and 70, a man is like Iran; ruled by a prick what's your point?

Fixed those for you.

[Jenny AU-92 0]

That's better than Snakes On A Plane!!!!!!!!!

[otterinbham 0]

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

So, ummmm...what's the asking price?

[AUChizad 0]

Fixed that for you, Howard.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN...

Between 18 and 22, a woman has snakes in her head. a woman is reaching her prime.

Between 23 and 30, a woman has snakes in her head. a woman is too old for me.

Between 31 and 35, a woman has snakes in her head. a woman is too old for me.

Between 36 and 40, a woman has snakes in her head. a woman is too old for me.

Between 41 and 50, a woman has snakes in her head. a woman is too old for me.

Between 51 and 60, a woman has snakes in her head. a woman is too old for me.

Between 61 and 70, a woman has snakes in her head. a woman is too old for me.

After 70, she becomes a woman that has expereinced has snakes in her head. a woman that is too old for me.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 18 and 70, a man is like Iran; ruled by a prick what's your point?

Fixed those for you.

[saniflush 0]

Actually you are off one age group but whose counting.

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

Whose, indeed?

[saniflush 0]

Whose, indeed?

frick you.

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

Whose, indeed?

frick you.

Someone wake up on the wrong side of the cave this morning?

You know I admire your ability to snare younger women.

[saniflush 0]

Whose, indeed?

frick you.

Someone wake up on the wrong side of the cave this morning?

You know I admire your ability to snare younger women.

It's my mother calling. I'll put it on speaker.

Actually what is bad to admit is when I first saw your post it took a minute to realize what your were getting at.

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

The who, whom, who's and whose mistake follows closely behind the there, their, and they're error.

[saniflush 0]

exactly