Jenny AU-92 0 Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 The Truth About Eating: For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueTiger 0 Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 lol. I liked reading that.. WARR EAGLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUBURNTIGERFAN 0 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 That was a great Post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,440 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarEagle_57 0 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 (whipes sweat from forhead) *whew* good thing I speak southern dialect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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