Rabbi, I need help!

[Tigermike 3,051]

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening

and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me,

what should I do?"

The Rabbi then! offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see

what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your

wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."

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Tiger Mike?

I hear Jackie Mason's voice when I read this.

You ever hear the story attributed to the great Winston Churchill very similar to this joke?

[Tigermike 3,051]

Tiger Mike?

I hear Jackie Mason's voice when I read this.

You ever hear the story attributed to the great Winston Churchill very similar to this joke?

I received it in an e-mail. But it does sound like a joke Jackie Mason would tell.