THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP:

[Tigermike 3,031]

THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a

police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,

too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other

cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been

drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look

glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[TrueTiger 0]

I love cop jokes ha.

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[Jenny AU-92 0]

Hey unlimited, that picture looks like something off one of those "Girls Gone Wild" videos!

[TrueTiger 0]

Ha.... Yeah thats me holding 2 friends up.

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[AUesquire 1]

T21...I have officially formed a whole new opinion of you. You are da' man.

[stoic-one 1,544]

In the spirit of this thread.....

But ocifer, I was just holding these two girls up........... LOL

[TrueTiger 0]

T21...I have officially formed a whole new opinion of you. You are da' man.

Ha.. I appreciate it.

I love you guys and gals!!!!

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