Tigermike 3,050 Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Subject: single? A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auburn85 432 Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Drunks can ruin peoples days and lives in so many ways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Drunks can ruin peoples days and lives in so many ways 140829[/snapback] Dude it is a motherfreaking joke. Lighten up and quit sheeeting on joke threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auburn85 432 Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Some Beach :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCTAU 3,341 Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 Some Where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I sincerely apologize. I didn't mean to incite anything country music related! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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