PAY ATTENTION!

[MDM4AU 336]

If this doesn't teach you to pay attention - then nothing will!

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and continued:

"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

[Weagle98 119]

I heard the same thing from a doctor friend of mine except in his story he said that you could tell a lot about a patient by the taste of a urine sample.

Funny stuff.

[Guest AuNuma1]

That's terrible...

[TrueTiger 0]

omg thats nasty lol.

[UNAlionpawsMom 0]

MDM, your signature pic is very fitting for that story!

[TitanTiger 20,509]

Whoa, dude that is foul!

[TrueTiger 0]

I would hurt him lol.