Joke for the day

[MDM4AU 337]

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just

inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of

nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the

nuts.

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.

Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed

he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to

investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for

you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his

bike and rode

off.

Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard!

Satan and the

Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."

When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for

you, one for me..."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see

if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered through the

fence, yet

were still unable to see anything.

The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence

tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpseof the Lord. At

last they heard,

"One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by

the

fence and we'll be done."

[WarTim 3,463]

Thanks for the Laugh!

WAR EAGLE!

[AURaptor 1,137]

Two men walk into a bar.

The first man orders a Scotch and soda.

The secomd man is about to order, when the floor beneth his feet gives way and he falls down into a large pit. He then looks up toward the 1st man, but doesn't cry out for help.

They're not that close.

[TigerFreak 6]