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9/17/2006, 09:55 AM #1

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9/17/2006, 12:38 PM #2

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Fark away slappy, but one thing is for sure...AU wouldn't trade him for three Shula's, a Spurrier, a Lester Miles and a Sylvester Croome. The guy knows how to win, build a cohesive team and coaches with guts.

BTW, think that Tide "O" is up to the AU defense this year...or are you guys just gonna fold up like a fat lady sitting on a card table again?

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9/17/2006, 12:53 PM #3

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Um...Quack!

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9/17/2006, 01:57 PM #4

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Um...Quack!

What does OU getting robbed by zebras have to do with the fact you guys have been pwn3d by AU this century?

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9/17/2006, 02:30 PM #5

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9/17/2006, 02:40 PM #6

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9/17/2006, 04:11 PM #7

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kids,he does look funny as hell!

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9/17/2006, 07:37 PM #8

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The 1000 yard stare

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9/17/2006, 09:00 PM #9

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In fact, if baby Shula evar beats Tommy T. (before Shula gets the boot from UA of course,) I'll kiss his bootay in Tuscaloser and give him 15 minutes to draw a crowd.

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9/17/2006, 09:01 PM #10

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kids,he does look funny as hell!

Who cares what he looks like...he's got scoreboard. Handsome don't win ballgames.

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9/18/2006, 01:58 AM #11

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In fact, if baby Shula evar beats Tommy T. (before Shula gets the boot from UA of course,) I'll kiss his bootay in Tuscaloser and give him 15 minutes to draw a crowd.

Get ready to pucker up this November!!!!!!

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9/18/2006, 05:20 AM #12

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Get ready to pucker up this November!!!!!!

Hah! After the beatdown that Georgia will administer to the Tide the week prior, there may not be anything left of them to even field a team against AU.

Anyway, the only puckering that is going to happen will be in Tuscaloser this January when the Bama AD walks into Shula's office, gives him a hug and says, "Sorry man, we gave you a shot, but the board and the alumni are tired of being the mediocre team we've been become and it appears you are incapable of getting it done for us. See ya."

Good news is, Sylvester Croom, who played for the Bear, may be available shortly to replace Shula and Croom would only have to make the short drive from Starkville to T-town.

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9/18/2006, 08:48 AM #13

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Get ready to pucker up this November!!!!!!

Bama was lucky to beat Vanderbilt, and you're suggesting they stand a chance vs. Auburn?

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9/18/2006, 08:56 AM #14

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Think you got that backwards homey. Auburn plays Georgia the week before the Iron Bowl.

We play LSU that week.

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9/18/2006, 08:59 AM #15

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So you're saying you expect to rebound from a 40-point loss and beat Auburn.

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Yes, because obviously LSU has shown they can score points against SEC competition...

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9/18/2006, 09:05 AM #17

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Yes, because obviously LSU has shown they can score points against SEC competition...

My uncle (a lifelong, die-hard Alabama fan) tells me this weekend - "Man, Bama's not going to be able to score at all against either of these defenses"...Referring to Auburn and LSU.

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It seems a strange point to be making when your team not only lost to the Seminoles during the season but did not even win its own division.

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9/18/2006, 09:10 AM #18

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The way the SEC West looks this year, I dont think any team will have to score a ton of points to win the big games. If a team's offense gets hot, then its pretty much an automatic blow out. The West, in general, is a division with heavy hitters on the Defensive side of the ball. Having a good offense in the West might only mean you win the field position battle.

I cant really tell about the East yet though. They seem to have a knack for scoring points, but their defenses are out of position A LOT. I have a feeling the East teams are going to find it very hard to score points against the upper level teams from the West.

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Yes, because obviously LSU has shown they can score points against SEC competition...

Yes, but you're not "competition", you're Bama. You don't seriously expect us to believe your defense is going to play LSU one tenth as tough as Auburn's did.

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9/18/2006, 09:22 AM #20

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Why couldnt we? Auburn didnt exactly do anything extravagant with their defense against LSU. Did you watch the game?

Does that mean I think we will for sure hold them to 3 points? Probably not. Bama's defense is a tad young, and has a tendency to make 2 great plays then a bone headed one. However, they've gotten better with each game (as far as assignments go), and the LSU game is 2 months away. Our defense startd out slow last year as well, so I'm not to worried about that side of the ball with Kines on board.

Their QB has a habit of throwing in to double coverage and underthrowing the deep ball. That will play into the hands (hopefully, literally speaking) of our (sometimes over-)aggressive DB's. If we can stop the run, I think we'll be just fine.

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9/18/2006, 09:24 AM #21

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Sorry NAZT and other tigers on the board, but it had to be done...

I know I wasn't the only one thinking this when they lined up to kick that field goal...

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It seems a strange point to be making when your team not only lost to the Seminoles during the season but did not even win its own division.

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You were thinking of a red x?

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2 great plays followed by a boneheaded play against LSU and Auburn will lead to about a 30 point blowout by the aforementioned teams.

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You were thinking of a red x?

I finally got it to work now...

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It seems a strange point to be making when your team not only lost to the Seminoles during the season but did not even win its own division.

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Thankfully, Vaughn will never have to kick against LSU again. He did make the extra point, which kept the game from going into OT, as LSU would've kicked a figgy in the final minutes.

LSU must have put some serious voodoo on kickers that face them. Luckily, Bliss was immune. Best game by a kicker I've ever seen.

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2 great plays followed by a boneheaded play against LSU and Auburn will lead to about a 30 point blowout by the aforementioned teams.

I was thinking the same thing, sounds to me like:

great play 1 = Offense held to 2 yard gain

great play 2 = Offense held to 4 more yards

boneheaded play = short pass allowed to go to the hizzy

repeat as necessary until gameclock reads 0:00

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I dont think you understand the expectations of SEC Defenses Ash. Im sure even AZTiger would agree with me when I say holding the offense to 2 and 4 yards dont qualify as great plays. That would leave the offense with a 3rd and 4.

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Why couldnt we? Auburn didnt exactly do anything extravagant with their defense against LSU. Did you watch the game?

Does that mean I think we will for sure hold them to 3 points? Probably not.

I admire your dedication. That being said, uat will be fortunate to hold LSU to three digits, IMHO. uat doesn't have near the personnel that LSU does, plus playing in Baton Rouge.....

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Actually, playing LSU in Baton Rouge is an advantage for Bama. They owned that place for 20+ years. Nothing like the 3 centuries of dominance AU has in Tuscaloosa, but pretty darn good...

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Well TBH, as a Bama fan Baton Rouge doesnt exactly make me to crawl under the covers and hide in total fear. We play LSU better there than we do in our own house.

Do I think LSU is an automatic win? Ofcourse not. That would be rediculous, but at the same time saying they will score 100 pts on us is just as bad.

The bottom line this year is Bama, Auburn, LSU, UT, UF, and UGa could lose to one of the others at any time. I wouldnt be surprised if the team that wins the SECC this year has two losses.

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I dont think you understand the expectations of SEC Defenses Ash. Im sure even AZTiger would agree with me when I say holding the offense to 2 and 4 yards dont qualify as great plays. That would leave the offense with a 3rd and 4.

Heh...you didn't understand that I consider that to be a great play for your team.

On the other hand, I prolly shouldn't step into the middle of a backyard brawl that ain't my bidness. As you were.

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If Fran can walk into Baton Rouge and shutout LSU, just about any blind squirrel can find a nut in that place.