FUNNIEST QUOTES FROM SEINFELD

[Warbird82 160]

"I'm out!" -Kramer in the Master of Your Domain Episode

I thought that was The Contest episode...of course, I may be wrong.

[Weegle777 78]

"I'm dangerous Jerry, I'm very dangerous!!!"

Kramer

[Weegle777 78]

Kramer: "What are you thinking about Jerry, marriage..family?"

Jerry: "Welllll..."

Kramer: "They're prisons!!!" "Man-made prisons!" "You're doin' time!!!"

[styxfan34 0]

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."

[Martian Manhunter1345162906 0]

GEORGE: I have to say, as a glasses wearer I take exception to that. That's like

me buying a wheelchair to cruise around in.

KRAMER: Yeah, I've considered that.

[preacher1345162942 0]

and you want to be my latex salesman.

[wareaglepete 0]

Who figures an immigrant's gonna have a pony?

[Weegle777 78]

Bubbleboy: "How ya doin' over there?"  "NOT TOO GOOD!"

That's for you brother! 

[ToraGirl 5,498]

From "The Smelly Car"....

"You don't understand what I'm up against. This is a force more powerful than anything you can imagine. Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench."

- Jerry, describing the B.O. smell in his car

 

"I still smell!" - Elaine

"You see! You see what I'm saying to you? It's a presence! It's the beast!"

- Jerry

Also the entire conversation about the ugly baby being "breathtaking"....