FUNNIEST QUOTES FROM SEINFELD

[Weegle777 78]

What are your favorite quotes from the greatest show ever?

[augolf1716 21,207]

Don't you mean The Andy Griffith Show. j/k My wife and I loved Seinfeld

[Weegle777 78]

"Oh Elaine, the tollroad of denial is a long and dangerous one, the price, your soul."

Mr. Peterman

[Weegle777 78]

Don't you mean The Andy Griffith Show. j/k My wife and I loved Seinfeld

That thread needs to be started also, GREAT SHOW.

[telling tiger 156]

Are you sponge worthy?

[Weegle777 78]

"You kept making all the stops?" "Well they kept ringing the bell!"

Jerry and Kramer

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I've discovered something better than conjigal (sp?) visit sex...fugitive sex

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Or this...The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man sending back soup at a deli.....I reached in and pulled out the obstruction....Is that a titleist?  It was then that she realized I was not a marine biologist

[Weegle777 78]

"Is it a problem that I'm not religious?" "Not for me." "Why not?" "I'm not the one going to hell."

Puddy and Elaine

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-It is like shaving.

-Well, women shave

-Not everyday

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newman climbs trees like a ring-tailed lemur-KRAMER

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No soup for you!!!!!!!!

            - Soup Nazi

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thats it 4 me. goodnight everybody.--george to mr. krueger

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Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp..Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you

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Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in se**** inter****** on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George Costanza: Who said that?

Mr. Lippman: She did.

George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Mr. Lippman: You're fired!

George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.

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"I'm sorry I can't spare a square" - Elaine

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What is this salty discharge...am i crying....are these tears?-- Jerry

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NEWMAN!!!!! - everybody

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Little Jerry was born to cockfight

[Weegle777 78]

"Who's gonna turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate it's peppermint, it's delicious!"

"That's true..."

"It's very refreshing!"

Kramer to Jerry

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"I'm out!"

[telling tiger 156]

But,but the water was cold!!!!!!!!!!! George(wee man)

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"Worlds are colliding!!" - George

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George: AaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Weegle777 78]

I am Costanza, lord of the idiots!