FUNNIEST QUOTES FROM SEINFELD

[Weegle777 78]

Kramer: YoYo Ma!

[Weegle777 78]

But,but the water was cold!!!!!!!!!!! George(wee man)

Significant shrinkage!

[AA 1]

Look at the size of Marcelino's bird. It looks like a dog with a glove on its head. Little Jerry is gonna get his clock cleaned

[STLEAGLE 0]

and you want to be my latex salesman?- jerry to george

[AULock 0]

George, the ocean called.....they're running out of shrimp.

Oh yeah, well the jerkstore called and they're running out of you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuszKrl-Xl8

[fourthvision 0]

A festivus for the rest of us! - George's dad

[SCruzTiger 0]

SERENITY NOW

[femme4au 0]

"My back is killing me."

"Of course, because of that wallet! You've got a filing cabinet under half of your ass."

George and Jerry in The Reverse Peephole

[AA 1]

Mr Krueger...George, you see this picture. It was taken 10 years ago, and that mole is the same size now as it was then. I'm not too worried about it

[femme4au 0]

"Eight hours of jingle-belling and ho-ho-hoing. Boy, I am ho'd out."  ~Kramer

[3rdgen 2]

That's like inventing plutonium by accident. George

[JuniperSprouts 0]

"Hoochee mama, George!  Hoochee mama!"

-Kramer

[Weegle777 78]

"George is gettin' upset!"

George

[El_Cid2001 0]

"George likes it spicy"

[El_Cid2001 0]

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away."  - Jerry

[Weegle777 78]

They are real, and they are spectacular!

Jackie Chiles

[El_Cid2001 0]

[spits] "Vile weed!" - Newman

[kevon67 2,368]

George's mother: I walk in and Georgie is treating his body like its an amusement park.

[AA 1]

Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch

[El_Cid2001 0]

"TTWWWWIIIIIIIXXXXX!!!!"  - George

[AA 1]

I now present to you, the candy lineup

[hk4414 0]

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here."

[AA 1]

Why do they call it Ovalteen? The bottle is round, the lid is round, maybe they should call it Roundteen. Thats gold jerry, gold

[hk4414 0]

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

[3rdgen 2]

you're not throwing out those bottles are you they still have wholesale value we can cut our loses