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Guest Autiger88

Excuse me do you have the time? When starts looking at her watch or Cell Phone go cause I think its time me and you go back to my place.

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You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."

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Go up to a girl and ask do you know how to shoot a gun  she says no you say good cause I want to date you now!

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Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, crap, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

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