Funniest Pickup Lines

[aujess07 4]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[around4ever 4,139]

If I said you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?

[aujess07 4]

Are you busy tonight at 3AM?

[Guest Autiger88]

Are you busy tonight cause if not you will be!

[AUjcsbija 15]

Do you want to come to the Pants party?  -Brick Tamland

[bigbird 60,580]

I'm a 10 ft yellow bird, why not?

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

I was wondering when youd get to this thread bird

[bigbird 60,580]

I was wondering when youd get to this thread bird

I resisted as long as possible.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

That must've been tough...

[Guest Autiger88]

I know a 10ft yellow bird

[Guest Autiger88]

Fish get over to the asylum your cell is ready

[EagleFlight34 101]

Yeah fish!  Your day pass has expired!

[bigbird 60,580]

That must've been tough...

very

[Guest Autiger88]

Do you believe in miracles? if you do here's one right in front of you

[aujess07 4]

Do you want me to demonstrate Auburn's new offense?

It's called the "Spread Eagle"..

[imsoauburn 0]

No but i might ask the girl to demonstrate that offense.lol.

[aujess07 4]

Haha you know what I meant..

reworded: Do you think you could show me Auburn's new offense..

[Guest Autiger88]

My name is chance. Do I have one?

[EagleFlight34 101]

Hey baby, wanna do somethin that rhymes with truck?   

[Guest Autiger88]

Whats a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

[styxfan34 0]

Excuse me miss, are you the devil? Cuz you've tempted me more than he ever could.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Well we were talking about it in another thread so I had to bring it back up. Feel free to add new ones

[Holland's Fro 0]

If you were my sister, incest would be cool

If I told you I was gay would you let me touch you?

[Ronald McDonald 0]

If you were my sister, incest would be cool

If I told you I was gay would you let me touch you?

hahaha these are just overboard. that girl would think you are a straight sketch.

[Holland's Fro 0]

If you were my sister, incest would be cool

If I told you I was gay would you let me touch you?

hahaha these are just overboard. that girl would think you are a straight sketch.

Hey, this guy said they worked for him