Funniest Pickup Lines

[Guest auwrangler]

there are 206 bones in the female body. would you like to make it 207?

[aujess07 4]

Excuse me, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

[Ronald McDonald 0]

there are 206 bones in the female body. would you like to make it 207?

i'm speechless. this is just wrong but too funny

[Guest Autiger88]

Hey I like what you are wearing now I just gotta see what it looks like on my floor

[aujess07 4]

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I would like to tap that..

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.

[Guest Autiger88]

Hey Baby I got a Piece of wood with your name on it!!

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?

[Guest Autiger88]

If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?

Ok wow so you are admitting it now??  

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

:laugh: Sorry I had to. And no, im straight as a ruler

[Guest Autiger88]

Not all rulers are straight

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Not all rulers are straight

[EagleFlight34 101]

Not all rulers are straight

Score one for 88

[Guest Autiger88]

Not all rulers are straight

Score one for 88

I think i'm starting to wake up!!

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

I don't think so actually

[EagleFlight34 101]

Bout time!  Cause that was a weak attempt you had at bird earlier!  Haha

[Guest Autiger88]

I know it was sad kinda like when fish actually tries to catch fish

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

Have you seen my profile pic????

I've gone fishing maybe one time where I didn't catch anything, and that was in December when nothing is biting.

[EagleFlight34 101]

Could those be fighting words?      

[EagleFlight34 101]

Have you seen my profile pic????

I've gone fishing maybe one time where I didn't catch anything, and that was in December when nothing is biting.

Yeah yeah...."it was THIIIISSSSSS big, I swear!"     

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

yes those are fighting words.

Caught that jack while 2 water spouts popped up next to us. That was one crazy experience

[Guest Autiger88]

:laugh:

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

i'll be burger king and you'll be mcdonalds...ill be doing it my way and you'll be lovin

[Guest Autiger88]

Hey girl whats my name??

[Guest Autiger88]

Hey Baby you want some fries to go with that shake?