TDA Bowl - Official Smack Talk Thread

[Dixie1860 27]

First, I just want to wish everyone good luck.

Also, this is the beginning of a long, and thorough, whipping for you guys. If I could handicap myself by only using half my brain, I would.

Since I can't do that, I will occasionally miss some picks on purpose. I might even let myself fall in the standings at times. Keep in mind, if that happens, it is all part of the plan.

In all seriousness though, I am just trying to beat Valley, and Britt!! I'M DUE!!

[AUbritt 611]

Good luck, Dixie!

You'll need it, with those preseason picks.

[Auctoritas 2,828]

First, I just want to wish everyone good luck.

Also, this is the beginning of a long, and thorough, whipping for you guys. If I could handicap myself by only using half my brain, I would.

Since I can't do that, I will occasionally miss some picks on purpose. I might even let myself fall in the standings at times. Keep in mind, if that happens, it is all part of the plan.

In all seriousness though, I am just trying to beat Valley, and Britt!! I'M DUE!!

I'm trying to do the math on the half a brain part. I didn't know you could divide by zero.

Good luck to everyone - If my picks from last year hold, I'm better off sticking to golf. (And I don't want to even THINK about last year's Mark My Words...)

[Dixie1860 27]

First, I just want to wish everyone good luck.

Also, this is the beginning of a long, and thorough, whipping for you guys. If I could handicap myself by only using half my brain, I would.

Since I can't do that, I will occasionally miss some picks on purpose. I might even let myself fall in the standings at times. Keep in mind, if that happens, it is all part of the plan.

In all seriousness though, I am just trying to beat Valley, and Britt!! I'M DUE!!

I'm trying to do the math on the half a brain part. I didn't know you could divide by zero.

Good luck to everyone - If my picks from last year hold, I'm better off sticking to golf. (And I don't want to even THINK about last year's Mark My Words...)

I was going to go with "half my brain tied behind my back", but not sure if Rush has it copyrighted...

[ValleyTiger 2,894]

In all seriousness though, I am just trying to beat Valley, and Britt!! I'M DUE!!

[Auctoritas 2,828]

Why is the president trying to pick my nose?

[Dixie1860 27]

Why is the president trying to pick my nose?

He isn't reaching up in that gif...

[autigeremt 6,717]

[aubfaninga 16]

Why is the president trying to pick my nose?

He isn't reaching up in that gif...

squeeze the cheeks

[Dixie1860 27]

[AUBwins 10,088]

^Woo pig SOOOEEEYYY

[aubfaninga 16]

^Woo pig SOOOEEEYYY

well played

[Ravad 77]

2005 Carolina Tiger

2006 Scottie4AU

2007 TheDrewYouKnew

2008 TigerInBham

2009 WarEagle71

2010 DadyBoyAU

2011 TigerRag229

2012 tigersauburn217

2013 Ravad

2014 eagle76

I'm in!

[Dixie1860 27]

2005 Carolina Tiger

2006 Scottie4AU

2007 TheDrewYouKnew

2008 TigerInBham

2009 WarEagle71

2010 DadyBoyAU

2011 TigerRag229

2012 tigersauburn217

2013 Ravad

2014 eagle76

I'm in!

;D/>

Yes, we are aware of your underhanded "victory". While we were focused on the Miracle @ JH & Kick Six, you hacked into WT'S secret server kept in a bathroom somewhere in CO. Then, like another "lady" we all know, you scrubbed the evidence.

[Dixie1860 27]

At least that is what I was told by Valley & Britt.

[WarTiger 3,923]

2005 Carolina Tiger

2006 Scottie4AU

2007 TheDrewYouKnew

2008 TigerInBham

2009 WarEagle71

2010 DadyBoyAU

2011 TigerRag229

2012 tigersauburn217

2013 Ravad

2014 eagle76

I'm in!

;D/>

Yes, we are aware of your underhanded "victory". While we were focused on the Miracle @ JH & Kick Six, you hacked into WT'S secret server kept in a bathroom somewhere in CO. Then, like another "lady" we all know, you scrubbed the evidence.

No computer that I have any control over will be kept in a bathroom. 15 yard penalty to you sir....

[Dixie1860 27]

2005 Carolina Tiger

2006 Scottie4AU

2007 TheDrewYouKnew

2008 TigerInBham

2009 WarEagle71

2010 DadyBoyAU

2011 TigerRag229

2012 tigersauburn217

2013 Ravad

2014 eagle76

I'm in!

;D/>

Yes, we are aware of your underhanded "victory". While we were focused on the Miracle @ JH & Kick Six, you hacked into WT'S secret server kept in a bathroom somewhere in CO. Then, like another "lady" we all know, you scrubbed the evidence.

No computer that I have any control over will be kept in a bathroom. 15 yard penalty to you sir....