To be a good liberal...

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You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create

prosperity.

You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more

of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and

North Korean Communists.

You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical

documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms

driving SUV's.

You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is

natural.

You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal

funding.

You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to

read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony

activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing

something to earn it.

You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the

Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of

the Constitution.

You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more

important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee,

Thomas Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell.

You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas

and set-asides are not.

You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and a very nice person.

You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere

it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

You have to believe that conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but

a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites,

and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at

Christmas should be illegal.

You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese

government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

You have to believe that it's okay to give federal workers Christmas Day off

but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."

You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast right wing

conspiracy.

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These are all vey sad and very true. The people who quietly go about their day, doing what is right, are never the ones who are put on TV and in the librul media. It seems that every left winged agenda in the country gets more air time than anything worthwhile. And they wonder why conservative radio and christian TV seems to prosper. Its the only place we get represented in a positive light at all.